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A car driver who purposefully drove 80+ mph on a street with a speed limit of 25 mph and killed a man walking in the crosswalk got the following, unacceptable sentence:

1️⃣ A few months in jail
2️⃣ Diversion program
3️⃣ $58,000 in restitution

And the street still isn’t redesigned.

my fellow americans. today i have signed a massive package of lethal aid to facebook to defend against bytedance's unacceptable war of aggression. these artillery shells send a clear message that the united states will not stand idly by while our social media giants are attacked

Just look at all the garbage made by people who make money. Even if they want to make a good product they're simply not allowed to unless making a good product is accidentally the most profitable approach

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Tired: We simply can't trust critical software infrastructure to unpaid volunteers
Inspired: We simply can't trust critical software infrastructure to people who make money

tired: 5G with Edge Computing
inspired: 2G with EDGE computing

“Maybe we should try poly” is the “i know, I’ll use regex” of relationships

"ah they're talking quite a lot in spanish in this scene let me turn on subtitles to make it a bit easier on myself"
subtitles: [YELLS IN SPANISH]

Universal Parallel Bus 2.0 is the future of electronic interfaces! With a 16-bit bus, your data can be transferred in parallel even faster than serial-based alternatives!

RE:
void.rehab/notes/9s135mcgkvc1vwry

I have found it… the next evolution of curl | sudo sh

github.com/bluesky-social/pds/

Shell script that takes a subcommand, downloads a script by the name of the subcommand from github, then executes it as root

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Computer schedule this sentence to be posted to tech dot lgbt on 04/20/2024 at 13:12 CET

Aye you could spend a hundred grand on Elon Musk's thing, or you could get a Suzuki Carry and ninety grand's worth of cider and drive around calling yourself the CiderTruck, and we'll see who has more fun

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@dcoderlt nice! I've not played any of those, but maybe I'll check them out

TRYING TO GET A BANK LOAN TO BUILD A LASER STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL GOD.

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"I want to make my own resistor": get a piece of wire. you are now done. this will perform perfectly well.

"I want to make my own inductor": get a piece of wire. wrap it round a stick. you are now done. this will perform perfectly well.

"I want to make my own capacitor": here is a twenty page essay on building a foil capacitor. follow these steps. it will perform like dogshit.

I bet there's already a game out there that does this

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Video game with a character creator should allow you to access it again at any time in the options menu

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