FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

<her> I have a funny idea. I need a scalpel
<me> *concerned noises*
<her> I have finished my funny idea.
<me> what is it?
<her> I have embedded a caffeine pill into a melatonin gummy.

I love it when people take their plushies with them on trips, and post photos of them visiting nice places! Is there an established hashtag for those kinds of photos? If not, maybe someone should think of one.

Found a new #Teams failure mode. The org switcher shows ⚠️ marks next to some of my accounts. Hovering over the icon says “There is a problem with this account. Switch for more info.” Trying to switch to that account says “Oops! We have run into issues while switching… [OK]”. Great job, guys, I certainly have more info now.

I scored 0118999881999119725.3% out of a possible 100 on the IT security awareness training. Apparently the external vendor is not amused and wants to know how I did that.

Sorry, I was taught I can't share IT related stuff with external parties 🙂

#winning #goal #timewasting

Pregnant?

I was like LOL and then i was like ... hmm... maybe it wasn't as much of a flex as i thought haha

tired: no chill
wired: zero cool

If you don't have

a fucking workforce pipeline

to teach people how to do the job

and if you never invest in their education

and expect them to find their own opportunities for this

while keeping workers constantly firefighting

then you will

never

ever

make up

a fucking qualified worker shortage.

I have been screaming this for a decade and founded a whole-ass fucking organization to -address- this -specific fucking issue-.

You utter fucking dipshits.

future plans:

• set up fully functioning call booth in front yard for public use

ok so if I set alpha: false on my canvas 2d context, and then putImageData with alpha, it sets the alpha of the window in that area

#webdev.

Mostly just a self reminder but maybe it’ll help you too.

10 DAYS

until kitsune tails shines a light into the darkness on steam and itch. because there's ghosts there! ... hmm this analogy became a bit strained 🤔

wishlist via https://kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

#KitsuneTails #QueerGames #PixelArt #GameDev

Classifying testosterone as a controlled substance is harmful to trans people who need it.

Google is now no longer officially a Search Engine, as they have stopped actually indexing all of the web https://www.vincentschmalbach.com/google-now-defaults-to-not-indexing-your-content/

Has anyone made a spreadsheet with a different tiling yet?
Like the obvious one is hexagons.
Where's my hexagonal spreadsheet?

"WHAT are you doing??"
"fighting gravity and losing!"