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anti cheat on "Skate." listed on Steam as Requires manual removal after uninstall"

I feel like this just should not be allowed, Steam is the platform you are distributing on and using for payment for DLC... allow Steam to uninstall your requirements too (especially anti cheat)

Inside you are two wolves

One is overstimulated by the fireworks and wants to go home

The other is overstimulated by the fireworks and wants to become a firework

You have combined autism and adhd

MFW the website I run on a raspberry pi sitting in my living room has better uptime than two of the planet's largest cloud providers

randomly reminded of the time xscreensaver's Pac-Man module gave me Pac-Man's Existential Nightmare

cc @jwz

The shit I pull in OpenSCAD.

```
infinity = 100 * in;
epsilon = 0.01 * mm;
```

I just got a call from a doctor's office and their AI voice warning me to let them know if there was any chance I might have recently contracted COVID Minus Nineteen

It used to be common for people in their late thirties to forties to acquire “project car”, which was often a high school dream car purchased at the end of its life with the goal of restoring.

In the 2010s the retro computing scene emerged in the same age group.

In this essay I will

Oh no! Carmen Sandiego stole a third of the Internet!

If I genuinely believed I was 18 months away from superintelligence that could solve cancer, I would probably not be pivoting to horny chatbots, but that's just me (a person with priorities)

TIL xeyes in Debian trixie supports `-biblicallyAccurate` mode (thanks @turnipGod )

nobody:

fedi users: I'm gonna do some WEIRD STUFF with COMPUTERS

what the fuck, modern macOS (Monterey, but allegedly also macOS 26) still has the ability to sync IPA files to iOS devices, sneakily hidden? if you open an iOS device in the Finder and drop an IPA file onto the “General” page, it actually installs?! i can't fucking believe this

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I'm bored of these regular expressions. Where can I get premium expressions?

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I rolled a d20 and it was a nat go fuck yourself

i'm reading this new wired interview with a bunch of cybertruck owners and i'm losing my mind. two separate people are like "oh yeah i keep toys in the back to give out to kids because they love the cybertruck so much."

(each screenshot is from a different person)

wired.com/story/owning-a-cyber

”Ramlösa” water review:

  • It is very carbonated.
  • So much so that we could not open the bottle.
  • The internal pressure was too high.
  • In the end, we had to use our teeth to grip the cap, left with no other options.
  • It is perfectly adequate for making elderflower soda.

@liquidparasyte because the AI companies that ripped off everyone's copyrights think that THEIR IP is super secret important sauce that must be protected like a fabrege egg

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