if you're touching computers and would like to stay a minimally decent being it is imperative you kill the libertarian techbro inside

Someone should add characters to Unicode that's like Combining Fake Mustache and Combining Fake Glasses And Fake Nose

Inspired by an offhand comment Alice (@foone) made earlier today: the CGA iceberg

Welllllll this isn't great.

Google Just Patented The End Of Your Website

"...a system that evaluates your company’s landing page in real time and, if it decides the page won’t perform well enough for a specific user, replaces it with an AI-generated version assembled on the fly. The user never sees what your team built, they see what Google's machine learning model thinks they should see instead."

forbes.com/sites/joetoscano1/2

#SEO #Google #AI #enshittification

With every recent tech bro hype there’s always this emphasis on how you’ll be “left behind” if you don’t invest in their ideas. And each time I’m thinking “YES, please leave me the fuck behind!”. I should have been left behind like three times by now, and still they keep coming back? Can’t even follow up on their threats like normal sociopaths. Pathetic.

It's easy to make fun of people under 25 for making thrifting and gardening/farming and foraging into pop trends, but to paraphrase my niece:

"older clothes fit better, feel nicer, look cooler, are cheaper, and cost less.

"You can alter them, you can decorate them, you can get clout for finding extremely cool shit

"My friends and I don't understand why anyone would buy new clothes. Fast fashion is destroying the world, and everything it makes sucks."

So there. The kids are alright.

concept: anime girl who has a PDA and keeps having to correct people who refer to it as a phone

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