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↔️ Missing anyone who's going to be at Bornhack?
The EMF and Bornhack phone systems will be interconnected during the event!
Dial `BORN xxxx` from EMF, or `4EMF xxxx` from Bornhack to bridge the gap.

#EMFCamp #Bornhack

🎉 just got our* first commit merged into upstream WINE!! Start Menu icons are on master now

it'll be fun if the loss32 PoC ships a version of WINE that has zero non-upstream content eheheh

* under our legal name because of WINE's real names policy, sigh

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going back through time and begging Microsoft engineers to add some way to test if an HBITMAP has an alpha channel

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if I say “I am enjoying writing lots of Win32 COM code in C involving the Windows Shell” would you think I've been kidnapped

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"Know your enemy, but first know their favorite social media password reset questions." - The Art of Cyber War

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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition
Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally
Rowling: finally!!!
Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss

telling all my haters "it's just a tool!" but they won't stop criticizing my plan to plow my fields using many small nuclear weapons

Some stakeholders in that meeting had to bite their tongue because of their roles within the meeting but my own stake within the meeting was so smol I had nothing to lose by saying whatever was on my mind. Got some praise after for saying what everyone was thinking.

Silence is violence after all, so today's tech tip: Invite someone to your meetings with nothing to lose for speaking out and let them have at

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3272. Time Change 

title text: All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.

desktop link: xkcd.com/3272
mobile link: m.xkcd.com/3272
explainxkcd: explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php

I think FPGAs are a more investable and exciting technology than AI.

Imagine you compiled Super Mario 64, and you got a binary and an FPGA blob. You load it up, and an FPGA die on your processor and GPU configures for heavy instructions that SM64_X86 hammers hard into their own pipelines.

Suddenly, all those weird N64 behaviors that your PC has to interpret like hieroglyphics are running through a mechanism that understands them implicitly. Like trangles instead of polygons, or the weird shaders.

This is a bit of a weird example, but other examples would be like a GTX 1660 being able to render some amount of raytracing because it could gain FPGA RT cores. Not as good as etched RT cores in silicon, but a lot better than no RT cores.

Heck, even if we have to keep dealing with AI, having a pathway for evolving AI code to be accelerated could deeply reduce compute, power, and heat removal... that being said, that makes local AI more likely and the rent seeking aristocracy won't like that... Always looking to make AT&T's 1980s dreams of owning the means of computation a reality at all times huh...

Yesterday was international ADHD day, so today is the earliest possible day ADHDers will realize they missed it.

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR recipe for psychedelic chocolate chip cookies!

"if you tax them they'll leave" is literally the stupidest argument against taxing billionaires like "yeah good"

I have discovered that the spacing of the text on Start Menu icons differs between at least these three Windows versions and now I will never know peace

I am not going to check more versions I don't want to worsen the feeling that no spacing is correct

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great thing to see:
a github repo for a device that CAN KILL YOU

and github warning you that claude contributed to it

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