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@nazokiyoubinbou You Honor, I have no idea why my program did crime after I added a doCrime() method and called it repeatedly.

I hate this fucking world I just want to build and tend to shrines. I want to wash away curses with scented oils, and get high as fuck on strange substances derived from even stranger plants.

A weird thing about living in #Massachusetts is constantly having other Americans tell you the life you live every day is impossible.

"You can't tax billionaires, they'll leave."

We have been, and they didn't.

"You can't legalize weed, it will increase crime."

We did, and it didn't.

"You can't make public transit free, it will cost too much."

We did, and it didn't.

And on and on, and the lesson to learn is don't listen to the billionaire media professional whiners and just do what's right for your community AND IT WORKS! But I still have to listen to this stupid shit every day.

i did it. i bolted InstallShield-style background to an MSI installer. you have no idea how difficult this was

Time for a new thread.

I've made a short blog post outlining the basic techniques of executable emoji, which I have dubbed emojissembly.

martypc.blogspot.com/2026/08/e

I started working on a general COM2EMOJI utility that I might post at some point, but let's face it the chances of me being distracted by some shiny thing in the next 48 hours is quite high.

On the one hand this is procrastination, but on the other hand I've been procrastinating on writing these scripts for something like 12 years, so IDK.

The "hg touch" helper script is something I keep writing at various employers but then not getting able to take home because I wrote them at work. "hi" meanwhile was created to make "ht" work across SCMs, and I expect `hi -i`/`hi -g` to be things I use all the time-- both git and hg are weirdly baroque about "just give me the current changeset".

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Okay well I didn't do the merge housekeeping I needed to, but instead I wrote some command line helper scripts I'd been meaning to, which in the spirit of a gist I here share:

codeberg.org/mcc/hi

`hi` tells you what version control system the current directory uses (as long as it's hg or git) and prints some basic orienting information. `ht` touches a file, mkdir-p-ing intermediate directories along the way, and adding to the current scm afterward.

Here it is in hg, git, and regular dirs:

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uninstalling numpy and getting some napier's bones and logarithm tables to use with my edge-notched cards en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napier's

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doing a inverted kant on myself: coming up with complex moral explanations for why something is okay for everyone else but definitely unethical for me specifically

type of programmer who, when their C code does an out-of-bound read then crashes, moves their hands up & down and says "SIGSEGV-en"

how the fuck does new york have an "L" line. you can't be serious. imagine telling people asking for directions "yeah just take the L" with a straight face

99.5% availability is fine, this isnt github, it doesnt always have to be 80%

what’s crazy is the buffy episode ‘i robot, you jane’ (about a sentient demon on the internet that uses people’s data to trick them into falling in love with it so it can spread facist propaganda and assemble itself a physical body) used to feel cheesy and preachy and now it’s possibly the most realistic episode

it comes into being after they SCAN ALL THE BOOKS

Texting styles

Anyone else's words turn in to gibberish when talking to frens? lol

The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.

You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.

It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:

cpu cputype=8086
machine cga

🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐

may god have mercy on my soul.

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