FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

There should be a monospace voice mode where saying any number of equivalent digit length takes the same time

Step 1: Cancel your TV license
Step 2: Send me £150 a year for the rest of your life.
Step 3: You've just saved thirty quid

Breasts kill.

Training CPR with a bralette may save lives.

https://www.laerdal.com/ca/solutions/cpr-training-and-certification/resources/5-things-that-happen-when-you-train-with-the-cpr-bralette/?srsltid=AU7gw4UYHPOLtZ_s-vmDO6dCxKF4pz88_9vH5tdNlOQ3uwmntRdcJmCx

#boobs #boobsnotbarriers #fuckpatriarchy #cpr #firstaid

Your application should not have a ‘consistent look across devices’, your application should be consistent with the other applications on the device.

Spoopy time. Here's a classic.

#spoopy #halloween #witch

New Blog: Programming Isn't Special

Artists understand that AI is bad for art. Why don’t programmers understand that we are artists?

https://blog.glyph.im/2026/10/programming-isnt-special.html

The rules of Password Club:

1. You do not talk about Password.
2. You do NOT talk about Password.
3. If a password says "Stop," goes limp, or taps out, the login is over.
4. Only one guy to an account.
5. One password at a time.
6. No shirts, no shoes, no CAPTCHA.
7. Passwords will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first time logging in, you have to change the password.

duckduckfedi: is there a decent standalone caldav server I can self-host with OIDC auth support? I don't want to set up an entire nextcloud/oxicloud just to share some calendars. Bonus if it isn't written in php, but at this point im not in a position to make demands.

”Det är mycket prat om röda linjer. Men för mig är det många röda linjer som redan har passerats de senaste åren. Vi har exempelvis inte skyddat en elvaårig flicka mot könsstympning eller en tioårig flicka att skiljas från sin familj.”
https://www.etc.se/debatt/en-skolbaenk-staar-tom-i-en-klass-i-goeteborg?utm_source=mastodon

Mi-cerfs, mi-escargots
Deux cerfs se reposent sous deux roundballers.

Pic via @Lise-I.bsky.social

i dont understand it but i support it

#caturday

it’s real. exactly the way i envisioned.

thanks a *lot* for the photos @eOliviaaa, i owe you big time ^^,,,

Then Alice came to Schneier and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who enters an incorrect password? Up to seven times?”

Schneier answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times."

Error: password must contain:

Three lower case letters for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven upper case letters for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine digits for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One special character for the Dark Lord on his dark throne;
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One username to rule them all, one password to find them,
A second factor to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them;
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie