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magnifique, chef's kiss, a single tear runs down my cheek

I'm.. cute??

It's so weird

Selfie, ec, boosts and compliments++

I want a girl who's in Cybersecurity (CYBERSECURITY!)
I want a girl who wears full face masks (FULL! FACE! MASKS!)
Who's a ghost in the shadows, and an expert at arson,
And was home all day yesterday, if anybody asks,
I want a girl with a short fuse and a looong,
Long rap sheet

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I want a girl with paws like Nepeta
Who gives me attention, and asks for pats
She is changing her name from [CENSORED] to Rebecca
She is climbing in the cockpit of a battle-ready mecha

factorio, game 

Upgraded the science πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬βš—οΈβœ¨

Just read this really short blog post and I think I agree with all the points.

Things I Believe About Software Engineering
blog.wesleyac.com/posts/engine

the thing about being transgender being a trend or people changing their minds later or whatever is..... who gives a shit ? like bodily autonomy is still a thing? if ppl want to change their names and go through medical stuff and dress different, that's their choice. legit the only argument against uhh, checks notes, allowing trans people to *exist*, is if you buy into blatantly false gender critical shit like "they're dangerous"

factorio, game 

Upgraded the science πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬βš—οΈβœ¨

Oh right, happy Palindrome Day, whether you read it 02-02-2020 or 2020-02-02!

Happy palindrome day y'all!
βœ¨πŸ’– 2020-02-02 πŸ’–βœ¨

magical girl transformation sequence but ending with:

β€’ your long flowing hair turns green from the roots out
β€’ an invisible force slashes it into an undercut
β€’ complex glowing mystic lines appear around you, contract onto your skin, and remain as tattoos
β€’ your ears erupt with rows of helix piercings, each one locking into place in sequence
β€’ your dress gets ripped up from the forces at work, sewn back together by unseen hands with big chunky stitches
β€’ a fancy vest appears floating in the air
β€’ it covers itself in gleaming badges and runic patches declaring your allegiance to the forces of good: πŸ’–, ⚧, πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, ⚒, ❀️♾, 😻, πŸ€–β€¦
β€’ then wraps itself around you with a crash of thunder

also, your mystic cat familiar can be seen licking their own asshole in the background through the whole sequence, totally unimpressed

current cuteness levels are 72%

(72%) β– β– β– β– β– β– β– β–‘β–‘β–‘

morning boobs 

good morning friends lets have a great day >:)

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