FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

concluding all my incident reports with "root cause: 'out of such crooked timber as humanity is made from, nothing quite straight can be built.'"

SaaS: Screams as a Service

wikitionary IS the best dictionary. It has proper definitions [and etymologies] for:

- based
- hellsite
- 🦀
- 🅱️
- press F to pay respects
- thicc

the use of "not now" as a general text field for buttons that used to say "cancel" or "dismiss" is some serious psychological warfare

Look, everyone knows machines aren't capable of flight. Sure, the recent invention by the Wright brothers shows that machines are capable of maintaining a sustained upward movement, but it's clearly not flight. As the animal kingdom thoroughly demonstrates, flight requires wings that engage in a flapping motion, which this alleged 'flying' machine clearly lacks. Therefore, instead of 'mechanical flight', I propose we call it 'artificial lift', and leave the former term for a future generation of machines that will no doubt use the far superior flapping method.

Accurate

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