FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

look, it rules that i possess the genuine miracle of consciousness and can experience choice and the effects of those choices. in an indifferent universe, to live is an astonishing feat.

anyway, *crawls back into bed*

The mask is done!!! And I didn’t even need to rip out all the stitches to fix it yeehaw

[img description: 2 photos of a white person with glasses & shoulder length brown hair wearing a brown fabric facemask shaped like a plague doctor’s beaked mask, embroidered on either side with two sprigs of lavender]

if you repair a broken vw beetle and upgrade the engine, is that

• bugfixes and performance improvements

?

Q: What do you call a failed startup company?

A: A shutdown company.

a cantrip for the night crew,
called the deciding trick:

given two choices
between which you cannot decide,
assign one to one face of a coin
and the other to the other.
then flip;
just before the coin lands,
the choice you desire
will glow with the fear of losing it.
and if no choice becomes clear,
then let the coin decide.

happy december 1st everyone

this popped into my head in the shower this morning and now you have to look at it