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When life gives you lemons, do make sure to not put them back in the fridge and completely forget about their existence until they go bad

we are in the timeline where Sweden (Sverige, Svea rike) is named after the Swedes. but as anyone who's read about the titles Swedish kings used to have will know, Sweden is also the kingdom of the Goths. what if we were living in a timeline where we called it Gothen or something. that would be cool. Gothenburg would probably be the capital

when time traveling, the first thing you should do to narrow down which Mandela Effect fork you’re in is to check whether the capital of Italy is Rome or Reme

I told a colleague that logistic regression is AI and they got mad at me, so I made a chart. Find yourself. I am "Tinder is AI".

I hope spamming google maps with about 10 suggestions in short succession doesn't set off any alarms, lol

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I have now suggested corrections for the addresses near me in google maps, and now I wait for it to be approved

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I never thought I would be sorry to see our current SAP integration gone, but this freakshow is making me rethink that.

#ProgrammingHorror

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Updated Chrome today, and was immediately given a prompt about how my browsing preferences would be directly used to feed me ads.

Chrome auto-enabled a feature that sends sites info to send me personalized ads based on browsing history, the ability for sites to determine what I like and update the ads as I browse, and the ability for sites to measure ad effectiveness.

These are built-in features of the browser now.

STOP USING CHROME

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(yelling across a lake) "who are you?"

"I'm all right, how are you?"

A few months ago I saw a picture of this weird computer made of wood. I went to LA to meet the guy who made it, and found a new vision for how we build and use gadgets. And, of course, to play with the wood computer! theverge.com/23841276/mythic-c

whoever invented the concept of dialog boxes with the options "ok/maybe later" should be smashed to a pulp

Double checked with the official maps from the Swedish Mapping Authority and Google maps just has the wrong address for a bunch of nearby buildings

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