FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

@matt our "the seagulls don't work for us" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by our sign.

Hey, if anyone ever worried about the safe zones of a Mastodon banner image, I got you covered. Pink areas are obscured by the mobile website, blue are obscured by the desktop website. The second one is a transparent PNG that you can just paste in as a new layer in Photoshop, Krita, CSP, etc, at the maximum 1500x500 pixels.

therapist: do you have difficulty trusting people?

me: well a website told me to paste /bin/bash -c "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Homebrew/install/HEAD/install.sh)" into a command prompt and I did so clearly no I do not

This is, quite simply, the saddest thing I have ever written. I am devastated 😭

I beg anybody who sees this toot to read the post it links to, to make sure a kind, tortured soul was not forgotten.

https://www.shdon.com/blog/2023/11/24/jumber-was-here

leaving appropriate warnings in my git repo's readme

le tintin mardi en vidéo (mettre le son)

I would like to thank whoever didn't configure their malware properly

I banned the user-agent "my first bot" or something like that from my phpbb forum and I haven't had a single spam post since

I used to get hundreds a week

‪there is so much beauty in the world‬

german is such a good language because instead of calling it a “grand piano” they call it a „Flügel“, which is the word for a wing. because it looks like a bird's wing!! 🕊️

a fittingly beautiful name for such a beautiful instrument. it just makes me happy

Firefox is officially and directly fucking with Google and I am here for it!

okay, the central gimmick of having kurt russell and his son wyatt russell play the older and younger versions of the same character is actually really good

so apparently there's a monsterverse show called monarch: legacy of monsters. it's an apple tv production with heavy creative involvement from... matt fraction?! my fascination with this franchise just keeps paying dividends. designated godzilla evacuation routes in tokyo airport. dedicated defense turrets. they just made it anime in real life