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[BRUSSELS, BELGIUM]
EU commission guy who comes up with the logos: ok so this new EU agency is gonna deal with cyber sec right
me, cyber sec expert: yeah
EU guy: okay so i'm drawing a blank. gimme some material here. what is cyber sec is to you
me: well personally it's a crusade against memory unsafety in general and the C programming language in particular
EU guy: what's that
me: [gestures at my dart board made from a copy of K&R]
EU guy: oh perfect. the boss'll love this. cya
me: wait wh—

How to Get Over a Relationship in Less Than a Week

One of the bits of code I'm secretly proudest of is this Logic abstraction in the cfg-expr crate, used to evaluate Cargo cfg() expressions. With this, you can use both Boolean and three-valued logic (and other logics with your own impls) to evaluate expressions.

Why is this useful? Well, sometimes we just don't know whether an expression should evaluate to true or false. Using the three-valued K3 logic (also seen in SQL) we can represent that as an unknown state.

https://docs.rs/cfg-expr/latest/cfg_expr/expr/trait.Logic.html

Do you hear that?
*woosh* *chop*

What is that sound?
*woosh* *chop*

Could it be?
*woosh* *chop*

It's guillotine-chan!

Can't spell Elon without an L

It's rare, but sometimes the Orange Site is... good?

“there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy” is a very old and well-known insult, but it's nonetheless stuck in my mind recently

since I was doing tests with the Squish framework, I've found some bugs in the application under test, so I wrote them down in a file labeled "squish bugs.txt"

and every time I see that file on my desktop, I think it's a reminder or command. you squish those bugs, foone

one big difference between the US and the EU is the latter has a more functional regulatory state and i really have to wonder if this is related to the other big difference, that the average EU citizen has no idea how the EU works

reddit moment

interesting game using magnets

it's Monopoly Mermaid Monday!

(original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk8XGnKLhfU)

page 21 of part 4 of ICAO's document 9303, one of my favourite documents (it's the specification for passports, identity cards, and more)

https://www.icao.int/publications/Documents/9303_p4_cons_en.pdf

the X gender marker on passports is cool, but here's what actually rules: if you get one, the machine-readable zone doesn't contain an X, it contains no gender at all. the space is filled by > which is used as a filler/spacer (e.g. names are written like NO>YUME>>HIKARI>>>>>>>)

people stealing shit from cars in san francisco are actually based because they provide an extra deterrent to driving

there is no future in hopelessness. the future starts with the belief that things can be good, will be good, must be good. and that we'll get there by our efforts.

Super mad at Apple again tonight as I realize that you cannot have the Music app without Radio, the TV app without trailers for TV+, the or the Podcasts app without an un-hideable screen full of hideous murder-related content or the app store without exploitative IAP gambling-for-kids garbage. I can lock down a device so that a child can't listen to songs with the F-word in them but there is *no* way to say DO NOT SHOW THEM ENCOURAGEMENTS TO GAMBLING ADDICTION.

I do not want to be given iron-fisted control over my child's media habits, particularly as they grow up, but every "parental controls" app and setting is based on the idea that I need a way to prevent my kid from learning that trans people exist or that people say "shit" sometimes, not that I want to just give them a device which has the stuff that we have put on it that does not *advertise* other things to them constantly. I have no interest in preventing them from seeking out information.