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1679: piracy is on the rise, King Charles is deeply unpopular

2024: piracy is on the rise, King Charles is deeply unpopular

a CEO can never be held accountable therefore a CEO must never make a management decision

How do people use Windows??? Wife just spent several days troubleshooting webcam drivers; today I look at it, the event log mentions a problem during camera initialization, and just some numeric code. I look for that code and a Lenovo page tells me to see if the camera is not disabled... with the F8 key.

I press F8 and the camera fucking works again.

you know when you mess with your binocular vision by letting the axes of your eyes diverge a bit, and the illusion of it being a single image breaks, as you see two images simultaneously? this is z-fighting, to me

date idea: we hook up dial-up modems together and go eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyzzzzzshgshhshshshshshaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My hand feels much better now than this morning, but still hurts, I hope it passes by tomorrow

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so @Elizafox claims it is possible to get to portland from seattle using nothing but public transit. no amtrak, no greyhound, no flixbus. just public transit.

so we are going to be testing that today. and coming back on amtrak tomorrow.

TIL that sudo, the unix command line utility, has a logo. And that logo is cursed.

commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/F

Absolutely losing it after discovering what3words took control of the whatfreewords domain by arguing that "three" and "free" are indistinguishable when spoken.

wipo.int/amc/en/domains/search

The only thing worse than a customer who says "but the old broken workflow is essential to us" is being that customer
Today I am that customer, and I know I'm wrong 🥲

ugh. for not the first time, the simplest route in front of me seems to be "learn rust"

“do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written. I’d show the git commits but they contain my deadname.”

My hand hurts from carrying heavy shopping bags yesterday 😔​

OH: "shit, I need pants"

"honey, where are my pants?”

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