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in a lift in the hospital, an old man just blurted out "all kids these days are named luna"

coffee people paw enthusiasts

🤝

“gosh those beans are juicy”

Now that's fuckin ART
Mexican artist Chavis Mármol crushes a Tesla under a giant Olmec stone head

Girls can have 1300MVA 110kV power transformer

as a treat

Just saw a meme that pretends that, unlike the US, enlightened European countries tax billionaires at near 50%

This isn't true

Billionaires are business owners and investors. What actually happens is that they take a modest income (for a billionaire) which is taxed like that because income tax is high. Then their business gets tax deals where they pay single digits of corporate tax. Then the profit is paid out as dividend tax

Dividend tax in the Netherlands for example is 15%. So while billionaires are taxed, they're taxed like 20-30% on the vast majority of their actual income, and that's assuming no cute tricks to get around a lot of that, too. Billions can afford you some nice accounting tricks after all

Adventures in #picotron immersion - shaking the sand by shaking the window 🧂

> load #sandotron

Going transgender insane a.k.a. achieving intranity.

‪so i guess what i'm saying is, “make friendships that'll force you to up your game”. i probably said that before‬

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hanging around interesting people feels uncomfortable insofar as i don't think i'm as interesting as them and so i don't always feel i belong (i.e. i feel like an impostor)… but if i hang around uninteresting people i have no envy motivating me to better myself, i become content

"it is difficult to build good clients for bad protocols", and other things that aren't fun to hear but are necessary to say

the fact that there's a kind of mirror called a vanity mirror is so funny to me. i think we should name more things after the sins they encourage. catch me laying on my sloth mattress eating my gluttony snacks

going on twitter and posting,

tired: pronouns in bio
inspired: ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

re: lewd, uspol-adjacent 

new extension proposal: replace the word "economy" with "sodomy" everywhere. would result in a vastly better world.

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lewd, uspol-adjacent 

just misread a headline as "Was the sodomy better under Trump or Biden?"

I can't find the code generator for my digital ID and the adage that "Two-factor authentication consist of something you can forget and something you can lose" has never rung more true

🦊Trying something to combat discord scammers who just log into a chat and get every role like, alright buddy go for it, see what happens

"im not flustered!" says robotgirl whose status lights just briefly dimmed from a power spike
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