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i am learning that every problem and project can be surmounted with the proper application of ten plural lesbians

robot girl stands next to you
– stand-by mode activated
– that’s not what “stand-by” me-
stand-by mode activated
it grabs your hand

I may have used RPG Maker 2000 and not RPG Maker XP, so that might explain it...

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WTF!? RPG Maker XP has scripting! and it's Ruby??! I do not remember this from my childhood days

Reading about async await in rust and thinking this is kinda similar to wait and notify in Java

fact: 90% of musicians give up on increasing the gain right before their song is peak!!

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seeing a lot of bad advice out there for musicians. if the "peak" indicator isn't lit then this means your song still isn't good enough. ideally it should be lit for the entire duration of the song, this indicates peak compositional excellence

Technically some of these are different names for the same thing but that just makes it even more of a meme

my games are still on sale on itch and steam for the next 3 days. we're struggling to reach the end of kitsune tails development (a mario-like platformer with a very gay story) without running out of money, so any support would be greatly appreciated

itch.io: eniko.itch.io/
steam: store.steampowered.com/bundle/

apparently the kiosks/POS dervices used a java-based system that involved connecting to a remote server and doing CRC32 (!) file hash matches to prevent hacking and/or apply hotpatch updates

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excited to announce a 20 billion dollar investment from the state of california into research into room-temperature semiconductors

the nine most terrifying words in the english language are: “Preparing to configure Windows. Don't turn off your computer.”

— Ronald Reagan

me: my dear robot gf, please respond with the following 36 letter word if you still love me: "yes"

my robot gf: "yes\xd2\x8b~\xe2\xec\x03\xff\xe4root password is hunter2\x00"

For anyone posting today who needs to hear it, trans is a descriptor not a subcategory

Short woman = woman who is short
Funny woman = woman who is funny
Trans woman = woman who is trans

There is no difference, trans woman is just a type of woman regardless of how well she passes for cis, how much or how little she's done to make her body match who she is, or how cishet society insists she think of herself.

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