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"it's 2 am, time for bed" I go for a pee and suddenly it's 3 am

Not changing my sleep schedule. I was going to bed at midnight so now I'll be going to bed at 1. Your numbers are meaningless to me

broke: "the talk" is the one about sex and how babby is formed

woke: "the talk" is the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others.

#2) Think before you type.

#3) With great power comes great responsibility.

The problem with Test-Driven Development is that you have to think about what you want the code to do before you write it. And that ruins the surprise.

oh, you're trans?

when are you getting the surgery?

y'know, to get cat ears

hey, “POWER! GS” is out! it's a collab album of music written for roland gs midi modules, featuring many incredible tracks by very talented people!! (it also has a track by me ^^;)

please listen to it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO3KEwceJTs

Robot girl who makes 90s modem dialup noises when flustered.

robot girl who makes loud hard drive noises when she thinks

the lesson *I'm* choosing to take from xz, as an oss maintainer, is that anyone trying to pressure or guilt me into doing something should immediately be told no, for security reasons

Connections
Puzzle #293
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STUDY: “The findings suggest that E-Bikes not only serve as a crucial alternative to cars but also complement limited transit services.” Via @sciencedirect #EBikes
sciencedirect.com/science/arti

if you keep mathematicians, make sure to place enough enrichment in their enclosure

You don't necessarily need to say "image of" in your alt text for users to know it's an image. Screen readers will announce that it's an image. But it can help readers to specify if it's a hand-drawn image, Polaroid, infographic, screenshot, chart, map, diagram, or so on.

Tip for new fedi users! you should reject your humanity

become cat or fox or dog or wolf or doll or robot or angel or creature

misinfo, rustlang  

Rust 2024 edition is about to drop! Here are some of the new features they’re adding to the standard library:

  • std::ops::Yeet is becoming stable! A better name could not be invented so we will be staying with Yeet.
  • serde has become std::serde
  • std::collections::Aquarium, a collection for holding multiple generic types. (It’s called Aquarium because it holds all your ::<>’s)

I'm going to continue building my website/blog today, but I feel there must be a better verb for it than building

We used to surf the web (complimentary), now we just search it (derogatory)

Do you Spin a WEBsite? is this anything? idk

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