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tired: 5G with Edge Computing
inspired: 2G with EDGE computing

Remembering those times as a kid when I'd see a non 7-segment-number component on a liquid crystal display, and I'd wonder if it was even legal.

“Maybe we should try poly” is the “i know, I’ll use regex” of relationships

"ah they're talking quite a lot in spanish in this scene let me turn on subtitles to make it a bit easier on myself"
subtitles: [YELLS IN SPANISH]

Universal Parallel Bus 2.0 is the future of electronic interfaces! With a 16-bit bus, your data can be transferred in parallel even faster than serial-based alternatives!

RE:
void.rehab/notes/9s135mcgkvc1vwry

I have found it… the next evolution of curl | sudo sh

github.com/bluesky-social/pds/

Shell script that takes a subcommand, downloads a script by the name of the subcommand from github, then executes it as root

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Computer schedule this sentence to be posted to tech dot lgbt on 04/20/2024 at 13:12 CET

Aye you could spend a hundred grand on Elon Musk's thing, or you could get a Suzuki Carry and ninety grand's worth of cider and drive around calling yourself the CiderTruck, and we'll see who has more fun

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TRYING TO GET A BANK LOAN TO BUILD A LASER STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL GOD.

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"I want to make my own resistor": get a piece of wire. you are now done. this will perform perfectly well.

"I want to make my own inductor": get a piece of wire. wrap it round a stick. you are now done. this will perform perfectly well.

"I want to make my own capacitor": here is a twenty page essay on building a foil capacitor. follow these steps. it will perform like dogshit.

I bet there's already a game out there that does this

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Video game with a character creator should allow you to access it again at any time in the options menu

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Imagine a video game where you can change your characters gender at any time in the options menu

People are afraid of running unaudited `curl | sh`, but nobody bats an eye on 24707 lines of obfuscated garbage in `./configure`.

#xz

Let's stop using the term, "ai art," and start saying, "ai content."

They want us to call our work, "content," and they want us to call their junk, "art." No.
#aiart

Clair de lune and in the hall of the mountain king are dating and gay

A friend of mine was lucky enough to take this remarkable photo of the recent solar eclipse, in which a plane had left a contrail below the eclipse. She was wondering though why the portion of the contrail that was in the path of the eclipse appeared curved. My initial guess was that it was some sort of refractive effect, but why would the refractive index of the air be so much different inside the shadow of the eclipse than outside of it? With only a few minutes of eclipse I doubt that there would be a significant temperature change. Anyway, any theories would be welcome!

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