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Tired: We simply can't trust critical software infrastructure to unpaid volunteers
Inspired: We simply can't trust critical software infrastructure to people who make money

tired: 5G with Edge Computing
inspired: 2G with EDGE computing

“Maybe we should try poly” is the “i know, I’ll use regex” of relationships

"ah they're talking quite a lot in spanish in this scene let me turn on subtitles to make it a bit easier on myself"
subtitles: [YELLS IN SPANISH]

Universal Parallel Bus 2.0 is the future of electronic interfaces! With a 16-bit bus, your data can be transferred in parallel even faster than serial-based alternatives!

RE:
void.rehab/notes/9s135mcgkvc1vwry

I have found it… the next evolution of curl | sudo sh

github.com/bluesky-social/pds/

Shell script that takes a subcommand, downloads a script by the name of the subcommand from github, then executes it as root

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Computer schedule this sentence to be posted to tech dot lgbt on 04/20/2024 at 13:12 CET

Aye you could spend a hundred grand on Elon Musk's thing, or you could get a Suzuki Carry and ninety grand's worth of cider and drive around calling yourself the CiderTruck, and we'll see who has more fun

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TRYING TO GET A BANK LOAN TO BUILD A LASER STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL GOD.

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"I want to make my own resistor": get a piece of wire. you are now done. this will perform perfectly well.

"I want to make my own inductor": get a piece of wire. wrap it round a stick. you are now done. this will perform perfectly well.

"I want to make my own capacitor": here is a twenty page essay on building a foil capacitor. follow these steps. it will perform like dogshit.

I bet there's already a game out there that does this

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Video game with a character creator should allow you to access it again at any time in the options menu

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Imagine a video game where you can change your characters gender at any time in the options menu

People are afraid of running unaudited `curl | sh`, but nobody bats an eye on 24707 lines of obfuscated garbage in `./configure`.

#xz

Let's stop using the term, "ai art," and start saying, "ai content."

They want us to call our work, "content," and they want us to call their junk, "art." No.
#aiart

Clair de lune and in the hall of the mountain king are dating and gay

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