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Starting HRT, I like to imagine my body as a general contractor who is frustrated with my last minute changes to the construction plans.

"The fuck is this? Look, we already finished most of the work. I won't be able to do most of this. Alright, you don't want the carpet anymore, I can get my guys back in here to tear it out. I can probably do the electrical, but I can't do shit about the plumbing. You're just gonna have to live with it."

#lgbtq #lgbtqia #trans #transgender #hrt #nonbinary

If you're looking for an explanation of what's happening at Google with the current layoffs, just watch this video. Steve Jobs' reflections about what happened at Apple provide the best explanation. It's something you'll encounter in all corporate companies.
#google #stevejobs #layoffs

if nobody got me I know Guitar pick used by Nine Inch Nails on the Downward Spiral Tour got me

@toydrgn
IF YOU'RE OVERHEATING THEY'RE OVERHEATING
LET ROBOT GIRLS INTO YOUR AIRCONDITIONED PROD DC

"Our IT policy specifically allows for bring-your-own-device approaches, and there's NOTHING in there about the TYPE of device that I am allowed to bring," I tell the security guard, pointing at my robot girlfriend

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?

Transformation is a complete blast! ...until you realize you actually need to learn how to make your new body do all that cool stuff. #TFTuesday

(A commission for Scott-White on DA~)

Thanks to everyone who explained “plethora” to me.

It means a lot.

"The market will efficiently allocate resources where they're most needed!"

Meanwhile, the market: we're putting this "AI" thing that doesn't seem tonwork and everyone hates into everything you use including your mouse. We're sure this will make us rich somehow. Do you like this? [Yes / Ask me again later]

Actually horny jail has been shown to be a cruel and ineffective means of attempting to combat a perceived issue, I believe in horny restorative justice

Finished watching Sousou no Frieren. It's the first time I've enjoyed fantasy for its fantasy elements in a very long time. It's made superbly in so many aspects and I think that straight up healed my soul a little bit.

we need to make personal websites a thing again because goddamn every time someone puts stuff in a google drive or a dropbox it's just torture trying to find things in it

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jesus christ the cloud future is complete shit. i've clicked the link to go to a google drive shared folder, and i want to find a single file in that folder. so i type in the search bar. but that doesn't search the folder. there's no option to. what the fuck???

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