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Who called it “code review” instead of “objection-oriented programming”

bad idea: A mouse cursor that's not just a simple floating pointer, it's a cat/dog paw... but it stretches all the way to an edge of the screen like it's a really long leg

Finally, a way to replace your cursor with a long cat’s paw. (Windows-only for now, sorry!) youtube.com/watch?v=hXFsE9mNhk

I hope this email finds you no matter how well you think you've disguised yourself.

any state machine is finite since everything returns to dust

more black and brown stripes will be added to the queer pride flag until racists stop complaining about them

T-Shirt with Garfield saying "I hate Monads" on it

Is Your Child Talking About Trains?
HRT: hourly running trains
LGBT: love going by train
LOL: lots of locomotives
ROFL: rapid or fast locomotives
KMT: kiss my train
FML: for mighty locomotives
WLW: weekend locomotive watching
MLM: monday locomotive meet
JFC: just for carriages
WTF: watch trains fly

#TrainFacts

For my birthday, I'd really like it if my beloved fedi could spread word far and wide of Kitsune Tails. It's a platformer with a heartwarming story featuring queer main characters and personal discoveries in classic SMB3 style. You can find trailer, screenshots, and wishlist links here: kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

It's coming out this year and the team and I have been working hard on it for several years now. Most of the team is queer in some form so by boosting you'd not only be making me happy on my birthday, but supporting a bunch of queer creators making queer art as well

YOU MUST SATE YOUR THIRST TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

I know it seems ridiculous but I think the main problem with the AI industry is insufficient hubris.

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If you spend that much time and effort building an AI it should be less than an hour before something is on fire, several people are dead, and someone is talking about how it was wrong to tamper in God's domain.

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Can't believe they spent a gigawatt training GPT3 and the fucker isn't even trying to overthrow humanity.

Look, where I come from, if you burn a gigawatt of energy to make an AI, it had better damn well go skynet on you.

I keep thinking of this cursed resistor pride flag I found quite a while ago

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