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this is literally me when I'm being overtaken by Head Clog

Terrible idea: Christian programmer who comments their code with references to Bible verses which are applicable to the code's situation

<Nim> The difference between predator species and capitalists is that in a healthy ecosystem predators won't be able to hoard literally all the resources of the ecosystem.

Some might try, but an ecosystem that isn't in collapse mode can check itself against being stripped by a single group of predators.

Since Capitalism has no checks, the conclusion is obvious

Relationship ended with Third Place
Right to the City is my new best friend

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It was a torrent containing three seasons of a show where one episode and a very small chunk of another episode was all that was missing, I'm glad to finally have it all

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That feeling when a torrent you've been downloading, that seemed to be forever incomplete, suddenly finishes after a mere 4 months and 10 days

People who bought these m4 threaded rods also frequently bought these m3 lock nuts

these people were very disappointed

Also excellent tips for parents. Let your children be lost for a bit! Leave room for them to grow and accomplish things!

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In May 1988, legislation passed in the UK "prohibiting the promotion of homosexuality" by local authorities. It was in effect for a decade and a half, with massive impact on the LGBT+ community. This is a brief history of Section 28.

The difference between “continuous deployment”, “continuous delivery” and “continuous integration” is the difference between the eternal torments of sisyphus, tantalus and prometheus.

seeing "our partnership with OpenAI" next to a notice saying ai generated content is banned is both really funny and really dark

package managers:

:neocat_thumbsup: nyapt-get
:neocat_thumbsup: pacnyan
:neocat_thumbsup: snyap

:neocat_thonk: dpkg (debinyan package)
:neocat_thonk: rpm (redhat package manyager)
:neocat_thonk: xbps (x binyary package system)

:neocat_thumbsdown: apk-tools
:neocat_thumbsdown: flatpak
:neocat_thumbsdown: guix
:neocat_thumbsdown: nix

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rating all technology by how easy it is to work catgirl noises into its name

why isnt the internet archive full of source code from abandonware

why isnt this a legal requirement yet

business publications talk about the commonfolk as if they're studying aliens and reporting their discoveries to the aliens themselves

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Nightcrawler: They say you can imitate anybody. Why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.

Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.

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#Trans #Transgender #Queer #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ #LGBT

this was funny in my head so i made it

(also lust is a bit spicy compared to what i usually draw but eh, hope its fine lol)

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