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if the York Times is so good why isn't there a New York Times

"snail mail" is such a perfectly 90s internet boom turn of phrase, even as wikipedia says it began in the 70s. which makes sense, it's also a perfectly 70s computer nerd turn of phrase

wikipedia also points out this delightful ad from 1968

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Why is it exactly 0% surprising that Gamers are upset about god mode being implemented as an accessibility feature but not about actual god mode cheats 🤔

Jim Inhofe, the Oklahoma senator who

Brought a snowball to the Senate floor to "refute" climate change
Received an inhuman amount of money from Oil lobbyists
Fought against Covid relief measures during the pandemic

...has died from long Covid.

Bring that snowball to hell with you for a quick joke for all your new friends, Jimmy.

i think the reasoning capabilities of large language models have been somewhat over exaggerated

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OMG ITS FINALLY TIME

I FINALLY HAVE 10 YEARS OF RUST PROGRAMMING EXPERIENCE

I CAN FINALLY APPLY FOR ENTRY-LEVEL RUST POSITIONS LETS GOOOO

please don't mistake this for me thinking gabe newell is cool

no we are all horrified he might retire because the only thing making pc gaming usable is the fact that steam isn't a publicly traded company and thus it doesn't have to cater to endless growth enshittification and can blow it's stupid amounts of money on projects like the steam deck

and as soon as it goes public we're all fucked lol

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32 GB of RAM, 12th gen i7, 1 Gb/s internet connection, and Teams still takes ten seconds to get started. The software “industry” deserves a lot of awards for negating fourty years of hardware progress.

Sometimes the new stuff is good and makes sense, but not always

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I think we need to invent new buzz words every quarter for the KISS principle so that tech companies can convince them selves that they don't need to adopt the new hot thing for no reason

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I think the tech industry needs some social technology to convince people to keep things simple

Google PR sure is taking its sweet time getting back to me about the finding that Chrome has a hidden extension that allows all *.google.com domains to monitor your CPU usage and other private system info. I'm sure they're working just as fast as they can.

simonwillison.net/2024/Jul/9/h

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

We colonialised half the world over centuries for spices, and this is what we eat.

Illinois has enacted a ground breaking law that requires influencers whose kids appear in 30% or more of their social media content to pay their children. The money should be kept in a trust until the kid is 18 and if not, the child has the right to sue the parents.

This is good. Every state should enact similar laws.

fortune.com/2024/07/09/illinoi

@mu @kali @selzero
I noticed that. That's an impossible law to pass until attitudes towards guns change.
In Canada most people were raised with guns used for hunting not personal protection (unless protection from wildlife, not human). The US is the only country in the world where so many people feel the need to protect themselves using guns. Killing each other is normalized.

tfw downloaded arm64 version instead of amd64

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