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seriously can websites stop trying to claim "we respect your privacy"

if your website does any of the following, you do not respect my privacy:

  1. have a cookie banner
  2. require more than one click to reject all non-essential cookies
  3. call personalized advertising a "feature"
  4. call telemetry "help improve our site"
  5. have a "do not sell my personal information" link anywhere
  6. require the person to live in california to use that link

me: when you think about it, all i'm really doing is holding a mirror up to society. it's good that i did it

authority figure: do you even know what crime you're being accused of

me: no

@Nifflas sorry, as a signal processing person, I have yet to see anything that can beat "lombscargle"

our new "just making things up"-powered algorithm will revolutionize your workflow

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browser extension that replaces AI with "just making things up"

I'm feeling raw today and just said to a friend:

I'm gonna nurture dah fuck outta myself today.

(shared in case anybody else needs to nurture dah fuck outta themselves today)

If you apply the Y2K update to Windows 95, will it become Windows 1995?

:blobcatthinking:

#retrocomputing

no one had the correct response, which is FOONE THIS THREAD IS SIX MONTHS OLD
WIKIPEDIA STILL HAS THE BAD FLAG
WIKIPEDIA STILL THINKS THE BAD FLAG IS PUBLIC DOMAIN
AND VGAPRIDE HASN'T BEEN UPDATED TO HAVE A BETTER FLAG YET

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A discussion from Tumblr about my Brazilian Pride Flag Conflict re: VGAPride got reposted on reddit, and it's hilarious how different the reaction is.

So many people there are like "why are you having this problem? MS-DOS? just design the flag in inkscape or g*mp! why would you want to design a pride flag for DOS?"

It's real sad. They just don't understand why anyone would write software to display pride flags on DOS.

if the York Times is so good why isn't there a New York Times

"snail mail" is such a perfectly 90s internet boom turn of phrase, even as wikipedia says it began in the 70s. which makes sense, it's also a perfectly 70s computer nerd turn of phrase

wikipedia also points out this delightful ad from 1968

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Why is it exactly 0% surprising that Gamers are upset about god mode being implemented as an accessibility feature but not about actual god mode cheats 🤔

Jim Inhofe, the Oklahoma senator who

Brought a snowball to the Senate floor to "refute" climate change
Received an inhuman amount of money from Oil lobbyists
Fought against Covid relief measures during the pandemic

...has died from long Covid.

Bring that snowball to hell with you for a quick joke for all your new friends, Jimmy.

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