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the worst thing about potatoes is how often they need to be wrung out

re: hrt~, body image~; possibly lewd, certainly crude, so be warned 

i can imagine someone who's never had cause to question the prevailing social norms being like "you don't prefer to shave? what kind of girl are you?"

and i'd have to say "uh, the cool kind," because what else do you say to that?

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hrt~, body image~; possibly lewd, certainly crude, so be warned 

how i expected hrt would make me feel about my body and facial hair: "oh golly oh gee if i'm going to start passing i'd better shave far more frequently! as my form becomes more dainty and feminine i simply can't be seen sporting a depression beard, oh me oh my!"

how i actually feel 2 months in: "like, i'm a mammal. hair happens. i don't expect it'll be a problem, but if anyone gives me shit over it they can suck my slowly-shrinking dick and balls"

By June, Israel had dropped over 70,000 tons of bombs on Gaza Strip, "exceeding World War II bombings in Dresden, Hamburg, London combined"

There's an estimated 42 million tonnes of rubble in Gaza today.

bloomberg.com/graphics/2024-ga

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The UN was finally allowed one small delegation into North Gaza after 10 months of genocide.

There is absolutely nothing left.

Israel has eradicated everything in sight.

x.com/ASE/status/1824907269395

re: twitter screenshot, social media guru bullshit 

my posts arent bad, i just havent subscribed to google meet premium yet
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twitter screenshot, social media guru bullshit 

it needs to cost 10 billion dollars a month for marketing majors to access the internet

Things you need to start writing on Fedi:

At least one mental illness - FREE (2 recommended, costs 99 cents)
Single user instance - 3 EUR/mo
Your own AP software - your mental well being/mo
Cracked photoshop for making custom emojis - 10 viruses/mo
DiscourseShield™ - 50 EUR/mo
Yasboost/Joboost subscription - 10 EUR/mo

You just need 63 EUR to be a successful fedi creator

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Writing alt text descriptions is good practice for writers.

Think about it. You reader can’t see what you’re describing. So you need to capture what conveys the meaning you want to get across. It’s the exact same skill, and will help you understand aspects of the descriptive process like choosing what to focus on.

If you’re a writer who wants practice, describe your own pictures, or follow the #Alt4Me and #Alt4You tags and write descriptions for those who can’t or won’t.

#AmWriting #WriteTip #WritersCoffeeClub

hey remember years ago when i was gonna sell prints of my demoscene art?

I *finally* did the thing, with the artworks lovingly re-rendered in extreme resolution perfect for print!

inprnt.com/gallery/lunasorcery

I just turned this into a presentation remote that'll work with Google Sheets and (hopefully, I haven't actually checked yet) Microsoft PowerPoint 4.3 for Windows 3.11

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an absolutely irrelevant hill i will nonetheless proverbially die on 

The "stop doing đť‘‹" meme template works way better when đť‘‹ is a good thing that should be done, but has some weird baggage that the meme pokes fun at. For example, math is good, but is sometimes a bit absurd in its conventions and notations, such that STOP DOING MATH can poke fun at those bits of nonsense, while still delivering the punchline that only a crank could truly object to any doing of math whatsoever.

Okay, you asked, and now there's a hand near the mouse to meet the one on the nearby socket as well. Thank you all for the suggestions so far. (already on Nodezator's dev branch as well). #Python #nodeeditor

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you don't need notarization to ship mac versions on steam, and you don't need to pay apple any fees for this, why do people keep spreading this shit

oh, uh, cargo doesn't have protection against "SIGINT while downloading a crate file"? that's surprising — atomic renames are easy on *nix

it doesn't even clear the corrupted download (or tell you where it is! it's somewhere in `~/.cargo/registry/cache`)

the debugging manifesto poster I've been talking about is finally available for sale! You can get it here for $20: store.wizardzines.com/products

In case you never noticed, the LEGO bonsai tree buds are in fact… smiling sitting pink frogs! <3

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