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If your application forces me to either utilize a feature I don’t want to use, or to look at a perpetual notification badge, your application is discriminatory and inaccessible. Period.

uncomfortable truth: Elon Musk isn’t an edge case.

he’s the worm-ridden produce of a rotting orchard, fertilized by a pervasive belief among the tech elite that they're above the rules that govern the rest of us, that the pixie dust swirling around their "innovations" means they can treat legislators like pests, competitors like roadkill, and users like livestock - just interchangeable resource nodes to be prodded, milked and slaughtered.

Excerpt from the blog post “Falsehoods programmers believe about True Names”:

* All True Names can be represented in UTF-8

* All True Names can be represented in UTF-16

* Identical twins share the same True Name

* True Names can be safely stored in databases using encryption

* True Names can be safely stored in databases

* True Names can be safely stored

* A bcrypt hash of a True Name cannot be used to construct an effective pain effigy (often incorrectly known as a “voodoo doll”)

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

‪(american freight railroad voice) we can't continue like this. in a changing world, we can't ignore environmental impact. that's why we're proud that america's coal is hauled by america's greenest method of transport. for an american america, tomorrow‬

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(american freight railroad voice) lenin said communism is soviet power plus electrification of the whole country. i don't know about you, but even half of communism sounds bad to us. that's why we're on a mission to de-electrify america. for an american america, tomorrow

YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

look. you'd do it for her, right?

(not my photo and also i edited it to to fix messed up colours)

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i regret to inform you i have bought another old midi module but but but i'ts the prettiest one and at an extremely good price so you see. i had to

I AM ABSOLUTELY BEGGING Y'ALL.

If you are bringing back personal/hobby/small-business websites (and you should be), enable RSS.

And TLS, but that's a whole other thing.

oh and mind u - WTP connects all major museums via special lines (that only run retro stock) that u can take for free it is so good

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The museum night was really cool and I didn't even manage to capture half of the amazing shit there. Having all branches of WTP host free events and competitions whilst showing off their literal museum stock on active tracks was so cool. Additionally literally every small art gallery could apply to participate and get posters and everything whilst big venues did special events.

I'm really looking forward to next year and will plan a proper route this time

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Have some pictures from the Warsaw museum night public transport (Nikon D7000, 28-80mm zoom)

it has been [ 0 ] days since i typed my work laptop password into my personal laptop

it has been [ 0 ] days since i typed my personal laptop password into my work laptop

WOW. That's a *huge* shift in just one year. It's wonderful to see @godotengine doing so well and loved by so many people.

#godot #GodotEngine #gamedev #unity #GMTK #GMTKJjam

@TechConnectify This was the article that convinced me that I was sleeping on the value of video and YouTube specifically. And in retrospect I can’t imagine how I ever thought I would rather try to learn how to adjust a door closer (or change a car tire, or do a judo throw, or any of a thousand other things I could learn on YouTube every day) by reading an article

commoncog.com/youtube-learn-ta

So next time someone shares a YouTube video with you and you want to be a stick in the mud about that, remember that everyone has their own paths to knowledge *and* their own way to spread knowledge.

"this could have been an article"

Yeah it could be, and in fact it is! Anyone could look up door closers on Wikipedia and get the gist of my video's information.

But many millions of people don't even know they're called door closers. Hell, I didn't! Not until I needed to install one.

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Ya know what? I'm gonna toot my own horn today On Here Specifically.

I have already received at least a dozen thankful comments/replies for letting people know they can slow down door closers. A lot of people have been living with irritating bangs in apartment buildings and whatnot.

And thanks to watching a YouTube video, their life is now better. I didn't sell anything to them, I just decided to share some knowledge in my own (hopefully entertaining) way.

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