@hikari it turns out that hell is compressed relative to our world, so if you open a portal in each of your hubs in our world and build a highway between them in hell, you move between hubs 8 times as fast

okay so imagine you work for idk DHL or FedEx or whatever. you also just discovered a way to open multiple portals to hell. how far can you optimise down delivery times using this

NEW BLOGPOST: Why am I writing a #Rust #Rustlang compiler in C?

https://notgull.net/announcing-dozer/

Please consider what your cat considers...

advertising level 110 % 😂 😂 😂 #humor

Just occurred to me to wonder what you get if you GIS for "Xenia with blahaj" and got the delightful surprise of pictures of physical Xenia plushies posed with Blåhaji

It will not surprise you to learn that these photos were found on (1) Mastodon, on wetdry.world and (2) Cohost

https://cohost.org/bunglewump/post/5618202-source-https-wet
https://wetdry.world/@jessienab/112147304323325197

They arrested the CEO of Telegram?!?!

What’s next, arresting the CEO of Cloudflare?!?!?!?!?!?!

Where does it end? How can entrepreneurs feel safe courting and profiting off humungous amounts of criminal activity in such an environment?!?!?

There should be a law against this.

Your average user is going to think something is terribly wrong with their computer just because they didn't sign over their rights to Microsoft.

i just made baklava but lemon, and it was definitely a success

never bring a knife technical solution to gun fight social problem

Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.

That Mercedes was once considered a good-size family saloon for many years. Now it looks puny next to other modern cars, even ones considered compact by today's standards…

"warning touching this machine might make you...gay :3"

"this machine makes you a lesbian, touch at your own discretion."

"this machine alters you in ways we don't know, know this, if you choose to touch it"

"umm this machine kindamakes you transgener we don know why tho :neocat_confused:"

you're in her dms im on her floor beeping

☀️ Artist: #DavidZinn in City: #AnnArbor USA 🇺🇸 08/2024 - Title:
🔴 "Nadine and the Two-Ladybug
Walk." 🐞🐭🐞
🟡 "Nadine und der Spaziergang mit
zwei Marienkäfer."
#StreetArt #Art #Chalkart #Artist #SidewalkChalk #3DArt #Mouse #Ladybug #Walkies