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MY GENDER IS BETWEEN ME AND GOD, YOU CANNOT KNOW IT, GAME FOR THE NINTENDO WII

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@AzulCrescent Could be that, or the system doing AI post-processing on its own. There was this case a while back: in this photo, her arms are in different positions in each mirror. It wasn't intended that way: the phone made that decision instead, probably taking different views at different times and stitching them together.

Front Camera vs Back Camera

Is this just me or does this happen to anyone else lmao

one of the "real housewives" from this terrible reality shows is being photographed by paparazzi because her husband is found guilty of wire fraud but she is also wearing an actual homestuck shirt?

@hikari this is for military travelers, as the treaty with the USSR at the end of the second world war granted military personnel of the allies specific privileges (transiting East Germany without customs inspection)

civilian travelers to West Berlin had to do different paperwork and use different lanes at the checkpoints

stumbled upon this fascinating old video explaining how to behave while driving from West Germany to West Berlin as a British(?) tourist in 1989. were they having to maintain a polite fiction they were Allied military personnel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUJ7GbxWGoM

I hope this email finds you before you lug all eleven boxes of Halloween decorations and costumes up from your basement.

I wonder how often "normal people" install an OS from floppies (real or emulated or virtual)

because it seems to happen to me on about a weekly basis

It's been 30 years but I'm still mad at the punk who snuck SMARTDRV.EXE into the install process but fucked it up so that it's BEFORE the @ ECHO OFF line.

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interestingly Netscape Communicator 4.08 doesn't have an uninstaller: it has a deinstaller.

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a part of having a kobold version of myself is that kobold nora is a little guy i have to take care of by taking care of myself and i must gently myself

sometimes it's easier to take care of yourselves if you imagine you are just a little creature and you must care for the creature

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Ladies, if you were waiting, this is your sign to seduce her.

if undefined behaviour is so great, how come there's no UB— *taps earpiece* hm? forty? goodness gracious.

Eric couldn't understand why his game "Colonoscopy 2024" wasn't getting the traction he was sure it deserved.

can anyone with young school age children tell me what is working for y'all w.r.t. covid mitigation? bonus points if your household also has an immunocompromised person in it.

negative 1000 points for "homeschool them" - my child *needs* school that is not homeschool, and i actually didn't even look up to see if homeschool is possible in NL because i have no intention of even considering it a viable option.

please RB!

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