FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es
Trans woman, bisexual, someone's fiancée, forever a programmer, poly, and former total mess
Joined May 2019
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sometime before the end of this year i am going to just let myself buy a massive nvme ssd and free myself from worrying about disk space. there's so much i've been holding back on because i haven't let myself have disk space
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Once you separate yourself from online spaces where picking fights is normal, and take the time to treat your own case of internet rabies, the idea of picking a fight with a stranger online feels very, very stupid. That needs to become the norm
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There's no better time to get started on something, after all, today is yesterday's tomorrow!
The existence of the common cold implies the existence of the uncommon cold and rare cold
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they should invent teleportation just so i could kiss my girlfriend
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BATTLE AWAITS. HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.
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type of guy that only remembers his PUK code but not his PIN
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I've also inventoried 7 moving boxes that have not been unpacked since we moved about a year and a half ago
My office floor is currently cluttered with a bag of sleeping, a bag of cables, a paper bag of paper bags, a bag of frames, a canvas bag of plastic bags, an Ikea bag of miscellaneous tools & materials, and a bag of random hats & gloves
Current status: taking inventory of stuff
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YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
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algorithm with a big-o the size of a small-o is completely blocking east-bound bus on cpu 7, please use caution and watch for pipeline stalls in the area
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@sasha "simple" is only available as source code and requires tons of extremely obscure libraries no distro packages
"kowabunga" is made by some big tech company to try and appear relatable and cool
"birmingham" is made by someone who didn't know what to name their software so they just picked the name of the place they live in
"piss" is some program started as a joke by a bunch of teenagers 20 years ago, but now it's used by every massive corporation in the world
"greg's shell script" is the only reason why modern linux even works
"kowabunga" is made by some big tech company to try and appear relatable and cool
"birmingham" is made by someone who didn't know what to name their software so they just picked the name of the place they live in
"piss" is some program started as a joke by a bunch of teenagers 20 years ago, but now it's used by every massive corporation in the world
"greg's shell script" is the only reason why modern linux even works
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linux software names:
- Simple
- Kowabunga
- Birmingham
- PISS (PISS Is Super Special)
- greg’s shell script
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@Daojoan Exactly like Zoom who want their workers in the office because remote working doesn't work. While they create software to facilitate remote working...
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Roblox wants your kids to spend as much time as possible in their virtual world but they're anti-remote working because “physical spaces are better”
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obviously that was a shitpost. the real reason is that low-level programmers try to make code run fast. you know who also runs fast? that's right, kanbaru suruga. (refuses to elaborate)
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“why is every low-level programmer trans”
when you stare into the void, the void stares back at you
Trans woman, bisexual, someone's fiancée, forever a programmer, poly, and former total mess
Joined May 2019
