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Home from the pub. Saw a #fox legging it down my road, looking over its shoulder at something that wasn't there, and it ran straight into a pillar box, thus proving that being successful while also being really really thick isn't just a human thing.

Also the difference between using the words 'splitting' and 'chopping' wood is not something I've thought about before

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The clarity of the explanations in this video are just so good *chef's kiss* 👩‍🍳🤌

Is glue stronger than wood? No!
youtube.com/shorts/eR14v3dpH4w

A secure login is like a sock, you need at least one hole or else you can't use it, but you don't want any extra holes

Daydreaming about a world where we get the most extreme judgement in the Google monopoly rulings and Google actually gets broken up big time, what a wonderful thought

On the other hand I'll need to get to work, how? idk, I guess I'll take the bus

There's always a bit of panic here every year when the snow comes

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We just got first snow here and every time I look outside it looks like a Christmas postcard with snowtopped roofs on all the houses, the morning sun shining bright, glistening in the snow

you're talking to a trans girl

she asks "wanna see my rack?"

is she talking about boobs or server rack

fedi software that comes with a mail server and gives everyone an e-mail address with their account handle

I can feel my posting power weakening, need more coffee

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I had to wade through several miles of waist-deep mud and leaves (in European numbers, this is one kilometer and ankle-deep) and brave a vicious onslaught of sleet, but I found the office alive

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Due to the latest variation of “something bad happened on the train tracks between Amsterdam and Rotterdam, again!” I am currently literally lost in the woods on my way to the office where I’ve worked for three years

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