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opsec pro tip: keep your friends safe by constantly forgetting things about them and forgetting to write things down

troll tip #647: rewrite a rust app in ANSI C just to make everyone mad

You can tell Monopoly is an old game.

There's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

I forgot who originally said this but doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result is the definition of practicing

i will Always simp for the good enough 20-years-old video or audio format that Just Works and man is h.264 that

we don't need anything else we will just have h.264 + aac .mp4s for everything, the world shall heal

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HOLY SHIT THE h.264 PATENTS EXPIRE THIS YEAR LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO

you ever just have competing desires for what to do in your brain and so you wind up doing none of them

haha yeah me either that would be weird right

what value is a democracy that commits genocide? what deference is owed to an electorate that avows the worst atrocities of settler colonialism? if i let a hundred pillagers decide what to do about my house, how is it different than if a pillager autocrat had directly sanctioned their cruelty? what value is a democracy of genocidaires?

follow-up: where do you fall on the matrix of these two questions:

  1. do you find debuggers at least occasionally useful?
  2. do you primarily work on application, library, or daemon software, running in userspace, on a normal operating system, on normal x86 hardware—and/or web applications?
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software developers: is using a debugger like GDB an actual part of your routine development workflow?

it's honestly kinda wild that the time-space tradeoff in computing is also a completely unproven phenomenon

like usually you can use more space to get something done quicker, and vice/versa, but there's no actual quantifiable way to show this

It's fun when games contain their own playable retro version, either a demake or a previous series entry. Often this is accessed by interacting with an old computer, console, or arcade cabinet within the game world.

You know what'd be really funny though? A demake accessed from the settings menu by putting the graphics slider ALLLLL the way down.

‪it didn't end film or music. but it did end copyright. without the ability to see through the eyes and hear through the ears, all that was left was fantasy‬

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in 2026, the analog hole was finally plugged. the motion picture association of america developed an incantation that, when heard, would render the listener blind and deaf one month later. the delayed action and lack of warning let the world sleepwalk into a new age of darkness

train system speedrun categories: all segments, all stations, all taps, all lines, all terminals
tacobelllabs.net/@tris/1137246

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