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reposting this because the last time I posted it was like 4 accounts ago

What if there was a metal show and instead of "hold... hold... GO!" the singer said "duck... duck... GOOSE!"

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I would also challenge them to name one instance of a trans person assaulting someone in a bathroom. If they can't, ask why they're so obsessed with imagining that sort of scenario. Seems like a creepy thing to fantasize about.

"average person is happy all the time" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person feels good only sometimes. Feel Good Georg, who is overjoyed all the time, is an outlier and should not have been counted

god, Ghidra handling for C++ classes is a fucking mess. I've got vtables and I'm having to assign each function in them to the right class by finding them in the symbol list and dragging them, which requires a lot of scrolling.

I can't just right click -> assign to class X, or do the obvious thing and change the type of the this pointer, because that's FORBIDDEN

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I didn't realize how fucking useful the word 'fucking' is for eliminating AI

Turns out, it's really fucking useful!

Someone should make the operating system from all those Hollywood movies, just for the lulz

Every now and then I go poke at old Google services that the big G has forgotten about... I think maybe I just found The Good Search again?

Check out alerts.google.com, and just marvel at this relic of an earlier time where typing a string into a textbox on a search engine gave you search results for that string!

Incredible.

Interesting reframing. Cost of aid to #ukraine in cups of coffee per month.

(by @topleadEU)

‪the sun sneezing reflex is one of those funny genetic variations. people who don't have it will be like what the fuck are you talking about. people who do have it probably assume everyone has it. but unless sneezing is painful for you or there's a pandemic, it's inconsequential‬

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how does my sneeze reflex know where the sun is in the sky even though my eyes can't see it beyond the fog

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