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stages of seeing a real actual ghost

1. AAAA
2. Oh okay this is okay
3. Woah this is really cool
4. Wait so the afterlife definitely exists
5. Hey man I feel like I haven't addressed you enough how are you do you like need anything do you wanna chat?
6. ????
7. Playing Wii sports with a ghost

mayeclair.itch.io/museum-of-al Wikipedia can now be navigated as a continuously generated 3D environment, so of course I want it to have multiplayer and spatially localized voice chat, so I can arrange a clandestine meeting with someone anywhere in the world by telling them "meet me at the page for Jabberjaw (1976)".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jabberjaw

Just to be clear, because a bunch of assholes have hijacked public perception and lifted up some of the worst people on Earth as exemplars of what the “tech world” is supposed to be:

I’ve been in the software world for decades, surrounded by thoughftul, creative, and humane people with whom I’ve formed many wonderful friendships and done meaningful work. That’s possible. It’s normal, even.

You don’t have to become a sociopath to make it in the tech world. Or a malignant narcissist. Or a Nazi.

Your instincts to be a decent person are good instincts. Don’t let anyone talk you into being an antisocial monster. You don’t have to be.

#GoodWords

“What radicalized you? Nothing. Not wanting people to starve and suffer is not radical, it’s normal. Stop saying it’s radical to be base level empathetic, and start asking what made people into sadists. Call out sick behavior, because I’m tired of people thinking kindness shouldn’t be the default.”

—credit Tara Belle Enoch

@mcc Sufficiently advanced JavaScript stacks are indistinguishable from DLL hell

Fucking heck, I think out of the four last javascript applications I have used I have literally had to install four different package managers. I thought we were past this.

What if there was a metal show and instead of "hold... hold... GO!" the singer said "duck... duck... GOOSE!"

@antifaintl
I would also challenge them to name one instance of a trans person assaulting someone in a bathroom. If they can't, ask why they're so obsessed with imagining that sort of scenario. Seems like a creepy thing to fantasize about.

"average person is happy all the time" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person feels good only sometimes. Feel Good Georg, who is overjoyed all the time, is an outlier and should not have been counted

god, Ghidra handling for C++ classes is a fucking mess. I've got vtables and I'm having to assign each function in them to the right class by finding them in the symbol list and dragging them, which requires a lot of scrolling.

I can't just right click -> assign to class X, or do the obvious thing and change the type of the this pointer, because that's FORBIDDEN

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I didn't realize how fucking useful the word 'fucking' is for eliminating AI

Turns out, it's really fucking useful!

Someone should make the operating system from all those Hollywood movies, just for the lulz

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