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The light goes on and she sees me standing in her bedroom, the contents of her drawers strewn across the bed and floor. As she screams in horror, I say 'We care about your privacy, you can choose how your data is managed by these two thousand vendors'. With the blood draining from her face in shock, she stammers 'y-y-yes I don't wan-' I interrupt, screaming 'LEGITIMATE INTEREST! LEGITIMATE INTEREST! LEGITIMATE INTEREST!'.

The extractive tech playbook:

1. Target an industry where people create actual value
2. Build an app that makes transactions marginally easier
3. Burn billions in capital to subsidize artificially cheap services & kill the competition
4. Bleed everyone dry

joanwestenberg.com/the-great-t

MYTH: C# is a better Java engineered by Microsoft.

FACT: Microsoft has spent billions on developing technology that sucks, but have yet to succeed in making anything that eclipses Java.
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I'm reading a 1987 Japanese magazine named Hacker and it's adorable. Besides talking about all kinds of bootlegs and erogames, it's got how-to instructions for how to defeat copy protection on PC-88 games. Like, here's how you format a disk and then run this BASIC code to copy the WIZARDRY game disk.

It's on the archive. There's some nudity in it, so beware:

archive.org/details/Hacker-No-

@snow every plugin(-like) system without an enforced access permission system is just a giant "fuck you, you don't matter" to everyone who uses it. I will die on this hill. This includes apps (mobile and flatpak are mostly alright nowadays), plugins, and programming libraries (because leftpad should not be *allowed* to phone home).

man goes to windows error logs. says he can't delete file. lacks permission. life seems harsh and cruel.

windows says, "treatment is simple. windows administrator account is in town tonight. go and ask him to delete the file."

man bursts into tears. says "but doctor... i am the administrator"

but before you can date me.. you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases...

Skype is shutting down in May. I've been using it to speak with my grandmother, and I am looking for an alternative, with the following features:
* can do live subtitles (in French)
* works without a phone number/sim card
* can call your contacts and be dialed (i.e. not only invite by email/calendar/url…)
* simple UI/UX (with big buttons) is far more important than feature rich.

I know various things that do some of the above, but I'm not sure what (other than Skype) does all of it.

Any help?

When asked about the benefits to society of Universal Basic Income, David Graeber mentioned this.

the human body's internal sense of its own shape, weight, momentum, and ability to predict forces that will be acting on it is amazing. i had a dream just now where i was running around in some kind of strange spy thriller inspired thing. that was so cool

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