FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

what do you MEAN apple's calendar cannot import a 6mb ics file with 730 events recurring every two years

yes the descriptions contain the complete plays of shakespeare segmented into ~160 line chunks but someone MIGHT have needed that many events and that much text for something NORMAL

When you think about it, nightclubs should be about going to bed and sleeping because that's what you're supposed to do at night.

Suggested New GNOME Bug Report Wording, or We’re GNOME and You’re Not.

GNOME Version 48:

Please stop filing bug reports. This is our desktop. We designed it, we built it, and we know what you actually want better than you do. If there are some features you think might be missing, if the desktop isn’t quite as effective as you imagine it could be, GOOD. That means you’re finally getting it. See Figure 1.

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Forget about your silly workflow. Let’s take a look at some of the
wonderful design decisions of the GNOME desktop.

1. Customisation. We removed most of it. Users don’t know what they want anyway. Every preference you don’t have is one less preference you can set incorrectly. If you somehow discover dconf, that’s your own fault. See Figure 1.
2. Desktop Icons. Gone. They encourage attachment to files, which distracts from the beauty of empty whitespace. If you require desktop icons for your workflow, your workflow is invalid. See Figure 1.
3. Menus. Menus contain too many choices. Choices make users unhappy. Therefore we replaced them with a single button containing three dots. If the option you need isn’t behind the three dots, that’s because you shouldn’t be doing it. See Figure 1.
4. System Tray Icons. We deleted those too. Applications should not be running in the background. If they are, they should stop. If they insist on existing, they can minimise into your imagination. See Figure 1.
5. Title Bars. Wasteful. We merged them with the toolbar to save precious vertical pixels so you can admire more empty margins. If your application now has three rows of buttons instead of two, that’s an application problem, not ours. We talked to our HIG designers, and they think like we do: See Figure 1.
6. Themes. We made the one theme. It’s perfect. Applications are expected to resemble each other. If yours doesn’t, that’s because the application developer made poor life choices. If you install a custom theme and it breaks something, congratulations, you’ve voided your warranty. We told theme authors to see Figure 1 a long time ago.
7. Extensions. We support extensions. Right up until the next release, at which point they explode. This encourages extension authors to remain engaged with the community. We told extension authors to see Figure 1 too.
8. Workflow. If your existing workflow no longer functions after an update, that’s because it wasn’t the correct workflow. The new workflow has fewer clicks once you’ve completely retrained your muscle memory. If you need your workflow to work, see Figure 1.
9. Buttons. We removed the minimise button because nobody uses it. We know this because we asked ourselves. We also removed the maximise button because windows should not become too excited. If you really need either button, you clearly require spiritual guidance. See Figure 1.
10. Preferences. We moved them. Then we renamed them. Then we merged them into another dialogue. Finally we removed them because the correct value was obvious. If you need to change a setting, see Figure 1.
11. Bug Reports. Before filing one, please ask yourself whether the problem is actually your expectations. Nine times out of ten, it is. The remaining case is an enhancement request, which is already WONTFIX. Our bug triage people think like we do: see Figure 1.

In conclusion, your desktop is now simpler, cleaner, and more opinionated than before. If this prevents you from getting work done, perhaps your work was unnecessarily complicated. Love GNOME or install KDE, but please stop asking for minimise buttons.

🤔 project to watch as many rediscovered films as possible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rediscovered_films

the rate at which friends are using them willy nilly also deeply upsets me. even for just jokes.

i have not touched the thing and will not, i refuse this future that is killing even more of the community aspect of the internet

i hate watching my hobby (computers) be irreparably defiled by AI, it makes me so deeply sad

eating that danish injection molded cheese

I'm trying to render a frame of Doom on paper. yes this is a normal thing to do

heh, wireshark,

The venerable diagramming app Dia has a strict anti-AI policy. That's enough of a reason for me to give it another try.

Mozilla are pathetic, Firefox is back to posting on X/Twitter.

Mozilla have started posting on X again, the same day Mullvad posted their statement of intent to continue to be ok with funding fascism. Mullvad powers the Mozilla VPN service.
Brothers in harms.

much like bicycles and sex, basketballs are a conspiracy by Big Rubber to sell more rubber. and I'm on their payroll

saw this weird and quintessentially Seattle event flyer on a random Telegram channel and feel that someone i know would find this interesting

It’s like taking candy from a fish in a barrel

Holy moly, apparently Minecraft has switched to SDL3: https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-26-3-snapshot-4

instead of "autistic masking" it should be called cloaking. á la star trek. it eats a lot of power, you can't use all your systems while you're doing it, and you only ever need it to get through enemy territory alive