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Trans puns are, in my opinion, some of the best puns. Especially enby puns. redd.it/g4neji

@InspectorCaracal
The island museum
Was open all night
Because Blathers the Owl
Was patrolling the site.
He loved the museum.
He'd even helped found it!
And he knew all about the
Exhibits around it.
He could tell you the name
Of each skeleton bone!
He feared the insects but
Still gave them a home.
And he loved to watch fish
Swim around in their tanks.
Each villager's gift
Was met with his thanks.
But through the main door
Came the light of the sun
And Blathers knew that
His long vigil was done.

selfies, ec, fit of the day 

🎶 Guaranteed to turn a square to bi bitch
You ain't down b-b-bye bitch🎶
#finefemmefriday

how i chose my name 

i ran the name generator on behindthename a few times, clicked a few that i liked, checked their comments sections and chose the ones where most people were arguing about the gender of the name

After that big adventure with installing C&C on Windows 95 I decided to go back to a more familiar ground with the DOS version and oh my goodness.. that installation program.

Windows 95's was just a bog standard application setup.

The DOS version? Absolutely majestic.

:blobcatsurprised: :msdos:

selfies, eye contact, cat 

This cat is dangerously close to my nipple 🙀

ukpol, covid adj shitpost 

this but its that macintosh advert but the runner throws a hammer and sickle and when the screen explodes the sparks say 'fuck the tories' and then a title appears in condensed garamond but it's words to the red flag and the voiceover man sings the red flag also

food 

I don't know what's going on with me right now I just want to eat everything sweet and everything fat. I just ate jam with cheese, really good actually.

Remember how I said I was going to sprout some lentils to see what a lentil plant looks like? Behold my lentil children. #florespondence

Image alts: A fiery sunset sets ablaze a cloud-strewn sky, rooftops in the foreground and mountains with a rainbow in the distance

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Glanced out the window, then grabbed my phone and rushed outside because this (multiple toots)

Image alts: A fiery sunset sets ablaze a cloud-strewn sky, rooftops in the foreground and mountains with a rainbow in the distance

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