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Why does every project have the trajectory of:

“oh yay, I got it working!”

“Hmm but I could polish it just a little…”

“Why in the hell do I have to write my own parser for text in the clipboard from scratch? What the fuck kind of plaintext standard removes the line breaks?! I need those, you bastards! Every single person on the W3C is now on my list, may god have mercy on them BECAUSE I WILL NOT.”

> Coming up with a new riff
> Ask the brain if the riff is original or plagiarism
> It doesn't understand
> Pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is original and what is plagiarism
> It laughs and says "it's a good riff, ma'am"
> Listen to the riff
> It's plagiarism

lmaooo store.steampowered.com/app/234

YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!, a game where you actually get to play those fake game from the world's most obnoxious mobile ads

Sappho really popped off when she invented lesbians

hi there.

on 2016-11-07 i was inspired to create this pair of diagrams, and posted them to my then twitter account. the tweet is long gone, but they must have struck a chord with some people, because the diagrams have long outlived it! i guess they're as relevant today as they were then.

so let me repost them here, in never-before-published high resolution.

if you care about copyright, you can attribute these with:

© 2016 hikari_no_yume, CC BY 4.0 (International)

and ideally, please link to this post's canonical url (begins with social.noyu.me), but i don't care that much

A man discovers through a DNA test he is actually the son of a famous #DOOM mapper known as Dr. Sleep who had sadly already passed away by the time he found out. What follows is his discovery of Doom and the vibrant mapping scene that has continued to this day so he builds his first Doom map to better understand the father he never knew:

doomworld.com/forum/topic/1376

this should not exist. period. in my humble opinion, the use cases for “this browser is unmodified” do not outweigh the risk to user freedoms, i.e. adblockers, userscripts and other accessibility tools, etc

the problems this tries to solve is hard! unfortunately, some things simply should not be built, regardless of how much easier it makes things for Google

and consider this: Google maintains one of the world’s biggest web scrapers. because Google is dominant in search, people will allowlist the Google scraper attestation (if it exists) no matter what. guess what individual users won’t be able to do?

github.com/RupertBenWiser/Web-

This kind of brilliantly stupid shit is what I miss from the early days of the internet

are there things humans need to eat other than beans. i'm not convinced

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So the CEO of online ads giant IAB made a pretty… remarkable speech, saying:

"These extremists (referring to privacy advocates) are political opportunists who’ve made it their mission to cripple the advertising industry and eliminate it from the American economy and culture."

And this, friends, is our mission statement RIGHT THERE.

@sieri @slothrop I saw this on fedi a few days ago, I don't remember who posted it originally, but this... yes...

GET /affection
Accept: gay/cuddles, gay/kisses
Host: my.bed
Connection: keep-alive
X-Please: uwu

opengl graphics folks… have you ever needed to read the state tables section in the specs, and struggled against the vertical, rotated, heavily abbreviated pdf? perhaps you wished it were machine readable?

well, do i have a gift for you!

https://hikari.noyu.me/etc/gl-state-tables.html 😘

It's frustrating because open source end-user software is of persistently lower quality than commercial, but in the long run —only open
source software exists—.

Every closed source program (and some corporate OSS) is on an invisible timer for either the company to get bored and shut it down* or one of the increasingly small number of Big Companies to buy that thing you rely on and set it on fire**.

* Why oh why did I trust BitBucket?
** Microsoft has already discontinued SwiftKey for iPhone.

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