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suppose I am writing some code that will take a god object containing all the state of an emulator, move out several key components of it, reset their states, and then place them into a new god object that's meant to be almost indistinguishable from a completely fresh one. what's a nice, horrifying metaphor for this. i want a word that conveys the idea of like, organ harvesting from a perfectly healthy subject or something. or some kind of spiritual thing.

Sometimes you come across an app that just works, and it's just so nice

I wanted to try out time tracking and the app I found, Simple Time Tracker, is just what I needed

* Offline
* No ads
* Free and open source
* Easy to use
* Has the features I need
* Possible to integrate with automation apps

play.google.com/store/apps/det

Bureaucracy becomes significantly easier to navigate once you realize bureaucrats are human beings and if you send them an overwhelming amount of documentation they'll often decide they don't get paid enough to go through all your bullshit and it's easier to just give you what you need

@owashe "This Discord server should have been a wiki"

"This Discord server is basically a blog with comments"

"This Discord server could have been a forum."

Every #NYT story lately.

I have no idea where this image originated and take no credit.

Lawn darts, bb-guns, kids these days miss out on all the fun toys because of ...

*very sappy mocking voice*

"sAfEtY"

🙄 🙄 😈

My debut novel Atoms Never Touch, a #trans #latina #scifi novel about multiple quantum realities, is being released by AK Press on October 10th! Pre-order and get these awesome #t4t stickers!!! Please preorder, repost and pass it on! For media inquiries and advance copies email publicity@akpress.org akpress.org/atoms-preorder

For others, if you need to change your name with the developer site, this is how I got mine started:

developer.apple.com/contact/#!

"""
Hi there!

I have recently changed my name and have updated my apple ID to reflect that, however I've noticed that developer.apple.com/account still lists my old name.

Would it be possible to please change your records to include my updated name (and gender, if listed), as follows:

Name: ${NAME}
Gender: ${GENDER}

Best regards
${NAME}
"""

I've mentioned this but I'm gonna make a real post.

If you are setting up Windows 11, select "English (World)" as your language (English Europe also works), and you will have NONE of the third party bloatware installed.

No Candy Crush, no Netflix, just the first party apps

Please do share this info with anyone who may be setting up Windows soon

ctrl.blog/entry/windows-oobere

“AI” enthusiast: i have made a chatbot that answers your questions

Software developers: you fucked up a perfectly good search engine is what you did. look at it. it's got hallucinations

Some autistic people find making phone calls extremely stressful and unpleasant and will avoid them at all costs.

Please don’t try and force your communication preferences on others.

image: anon
#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD @actuallyautistic

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