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does there exist a device which:
- is bluetooth
- presents as a bluetooth device to a computer
- lets me have multiple connections hot at the same time
- muxes these down into one bluetooth channel

I want something that lets me hear all my audio sources, through one bluetooth headset. Laptop + desktop + tablet + phone.

Instead of only the active one.

As a last resort I am willing to pursue raspberry pi implimentations if you have ideas.

please boost.

inspired by a shitpost from @thephd, we present "the James Bond films if they were C-related references":

Dr. Nop
From Malloc with Love
Goldpointer
Thunderstruct
You Only Free() Twice
On Her MMU's Secret Service
Globals Are Forever
Live and Let Exit()
The Enby with the Golden Syscall
The Undefined Behavior Who Loved Me
Moonraker
For Your Compilation Unit Only
Octetpussy
A Parameter to a Kill
The Living Runtimes
GPL to Kill
GoldenInt
const Never Dies
Volatile Is Not Enough
Segfault Another Day
Malloc Arena Royale
Timeslicing Quantum of Solace
ASTfall
Spectre (notice how we didn't have to do anything to this one?)
No time_t to Die

I’d just like to report that I successfully changed the gender in my passport.

Unfortunately, I overpowered the gender-change spell and accidentally transed the King:

the hacker news people are NOT HAPPY that the demo video for my ffmpeg project is Richard Spencer getting punched in the face.

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3

Richard Spencer getting punched in the face is the new Lenna!

Two suggestions for interacting with ChapGPT and other LLMs:

1) Don’t speak to it as if it were a person. It will answer as though it is, which can lead to confusion.

2) Whatever question you ask, mentally preface it with the phrase, “Generate some text that sounds like a plausible answer to the following, even if you have to make stuff up.” (Because that’s what it’s going to do.)

#AI #ChatGPT

Reposting this with alt text. In fact the entire description is in the alt text.

HTTP/1.1 219 Good Gateway :blobfoxpat:

Who's a good gateway, you're a good gateway
:blobfoxpat:

this table of C escape characters is making the same noises as I do when I have to wake up early

imagine making a game that runs worse the more gpu power you have, so the only way the player can run it is by pulling out their 10 year old laptop

I released the Physics based character controller prototype i made in Godot 4 with Godot Jolt! As always, free and open source.

You can get it and learn more about it here: ko-fi.com/Post/Freemans-Physic

I hope it can be useful for you!

Boost appreciated :godot:

#Godot #GameDev #indiedev #opensource #GodotJolt

@whitequark oh...

> Dec 28, 1969 is Linus Torvalds' birth date
> Confirmed, they are the birth dates of Linus and his 3 daughters.

stackoverflow.com/a/4808829/13

I have seem some tomfuckery in my time, but this one is absolutely baffling.

#Excel

this month, i’ve seen four different abandoned pairs of shoes on the same utility cabinet. three of these photos were taken on tuesday, wednesday and thursday this week

what is going on???

"toot":

  • goofy, human, real
  • has interpretations that kinda block corporate assimilation
  • unambiguously refers to the action of posting on masto

"post":

  • boring
  • cisgender
  • posting is what you do on every single website

send toot :3

To people mocking Trump for the weight listed in his arrest booking: 

Shaming people for their weight is always part of a pattern that does harm to many millions of people.

Trump sucks for many reasons, none of them are because he's fat.

Lots of people misrepresent their weight, and that's because we live in a world with power imbalances viciously skewed towards "thin" and "fit." That power imbalance is the problem, not any individual manifestation of it which is all we're seeing here.

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