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non-binary formats 🤝 non-binary people
names like yaml, toml, xul

oh my god. SQLite remembers the comment lines of your schema and stores them in the database…

Of mild interest, see my comments about the "death timer" that I made on Twitter back in March 2022 when Epic bought Bandcamp to begin with. Post #5 was dead on I guess 🤷‍♀️

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this is important to note: if you come across a Discord CDN url outside of discord, please please please archive it

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Project manager: "What's technical debt? Explain it to me like I'm 6 years old"

Devs:

Capitalism be like "it's not okay to pay a sex worker with your credit card but it is okay for a car manufacturer to sell sex tapes of you having sex in your car made without your consent to unidentified third parties"

If any spreadsheet software already does this, please do let me know. I've many times wanted to plot events from for example a csv file on a calendar/schedule view.

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Seems like it wouldn't be that hard to implement as a new kind of chart, that takes columns for start + end time, or start + duration, and a column for labels and renders that as a schedule or calendar.

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I can't understand why no spreadsheet software out there have a way of displaying a table of events as a schedule/calendar.

"Now I have a 40 minute walk to the United Nations which I'm going to spend just... luxuriating in my anxiety" -- John Green

youtube.com/watch?v=hMvJ4PDr4g

On this day in 1983 Stanislav Petrov saved the world by refusing to start a nuclear war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisla

(sees multiple reports showing that Gen Z, on average, is less tech savvy compared to Millennials and Gen X)

Me, a late Millennial: Hahaha oh man. We're never gonna stop being unofficial tech support for people huh.

(Seriously teach kids tech literacy in school, yes they are surrounded by tech from birth basically but it's like all phones and tablets for the majority of them, not desktop OSes)

every morning I wake up and read a series of articles about all the massive data breaches from the previous 24 hours.

once I'm done reading those I move on to the articles about the latest government efforts to legislate mandatory backdoors in encryption.

Developers are drawn to complexity like moths to a flame often with the same result. (Neal Ford)

I cant believe shrinkflation is a real term from the news and not something a bunch of people i follow are into

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