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starting a project with a fake name policy. if you have an avatar that is a picture of your real face or your screen name is just your real name, you can't contribute

so, a friend has been trying to learn to program for the past year and a half or so, by doing coding puzzles. I've helped her a bit! when she wanted a bigger project, she started writing QR code generator entirely from scratch, in Rust, which is incredibly tricky. and look!! 😭

https://twitter.com/cirkelnio/status/1711445213460173043

this is just an incredibly impressive feat to me, all things considered.

20 months ago she had no idea what a trait, or a generic type, or move/copy, or mutable reference, or lifetime, or were, and she definitely couldn't have written this then. it's so cool to watch someone you know learn a new skill!!!

(especially considering that there were long periods where she had to take a break from learning for various reasons)

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one of these is the leaked official, original source code of Pokemon Emerald and one of these is a decompile made by hobbyists trying to reverse engineer what the game is doing

and you know I wouldn't be posting this if they were not, apparently, switched at birth.

this is extremely important:

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Seen on a car, but considering this for my new Github avatar.

so uh, I should probably make microblog accounts for touchHLE already. I already run my own fediverse instance, but it's enough of a hassle to host my own posts, I don't want to host the touchHLE Brand Account™'s as well.

so uhh… are there any emulation-themed or emulation-friendly instances you could recommend?

The oxygen in earth's air, in your room, is made on a continuing basis by life. It is not here without life.

Life CREATES the possibility of life. Life maintains an envelope inside which we live. We are BREAKING the balance. The Broken Balance Burns Forests. Burned Forests Don't Make Oxygen.

The Extra CO2 is Breaking the World.

Breaking.

Don't think "warming" - think daughter in a locked car, in the sun.

#climate #klima #climat #mars #deadPlanet #venus

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Yuri Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret kisses on girls, and I have over 300 confirmed kisses. I am trained in kissing girls and I'm the top girlkisser in the entire girl kissing forces. You are nothing to me but just another girl. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being gay to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that kisses the little thing you call your mouth. You're fucking gay, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kiss you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare lips. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed girlkissing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Yuri Corps and I will use it to its full extent to kiss your face off the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "gay" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're being kissed, you goddamn lesbian. I will kiss all over you and you will gay. You're fucking gay, kiddo.

Do remember that your Bandcamp collection is only available for download as long as Bandcamp permits it. What you own is only a temporary license to download and the new ownership could revoke it this license. It's better to get your purchases backed up locally sooner rather than later.

you have no idea how excited i am that a version of touchHLE can run Rayman 2. i loved that game as a kid, it feels like an incredible honour

https://twitter.com/ciciplusplus/status/1711106534925582769

furries are always saying stuff like "my fursona can't come to the lan party today they have to file their taxes"

I don't understand why they didn't make player controlled trains turn signals yellow and reserve blocks in front of it. Would make it a bit easier not to crash.

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Oops! My trains got stuck to each other. Fighting the urge to deconstruct the locomotives as reversing out was a bit difficult.

Trans catgirls: "Am smol brain nya :3"
Also trans catgirls: *casually say the nerdiest 200iq shit imaginable*

touchHLE status update, not prompted by anything in particular: I've spent most of my time the past week working on the new application compatibility database, that will replace the current manually maintained list of supported apps. I'm hoping to put it live in a few days.

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