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im sure im not the first person to make this joke but it came to me in a dream so i was compelled

the long search for a new phone is over!
i think i made the best decision in the end

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Open if woman 

Happy Women's day
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Happy women's day to all girls, girlthings, and everyone who celebrates UwU

an exciting personal report from the world of "e-identification" (sweden)

in sweden, life revolves around the "mobile bankid". this is a service owned by major swedish banks that provides a smartphone app equivalent to a state id card, but which can be used to log into websites

I love semantic HTML. Each input field is so easy to describe in a sensible way. It can even be used by plugins and user-scripts.

Anyways the point I am making is that if “I don’t understand this” is in any part of your reasoning chain the final result needs to also be “I don’t understand this” not “things don’t work this way”
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I have noticed a worrying trend in computer science where topics that are have surprising, non-intuitive properties are now taught as “oh, treat this as a magic black box, you will never understand it”. I hate this as people then “teach” by discouraging exploration in the space

Robotgirls can have a random.choice(TREATS), as a treat

sdb: detected capacity change from 2111864832 to 0

awww, my bytes are gone

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for women's day you can help a woman (me) who is in a bad situation with immigration out by giving money to my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sharkhugseniko

i already didn't really have enough to last until kitsune tails release and now we have to deal with extra fees and fines that could total over 10,000 euros

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself behind the wheel of a large automobile

the reason zip and unzip are seperate commands actually has to do with the proprietary origins of compression algorithms.

originally, a common scheme was that the decompression command would be free, but compressing files required buying a license.

so companies with deep pockets who want users to be able to download their software quickly can shell out the cash, while users don't have to pay for a seperate piece of software to access the file they just bought.

commands like tar never went through this weird licensing scheme, so don't have to deal with this odd split (and also, a physical tape archive would be a lot more annoying to deal with if you didn't have access to stuff like appending and deleting files)

this is genuinely some of the most cursed programming i've seen since "want to find a loop in a linked list? free every item until you segfault"

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a scanning electron microscope is a graphical processing unit that renders the texture of an object, sampled by an electron beam, projected into your screen coordinates

(realization prompted by thinking about how to improve output when the beam ends up positioned between DAC codes & realizing I'm just describing 2x MSAA)

I use a motorised wheelchair and, when I feel a fart coming on, I slow down slightly so that when I do fart I can speed up as if it was a turbo boost.

and then, as if by magic, some *actual* real humans reminded us that most people have no problem with trans people :)

#transjoy #uk

thepinknews.com/2024/03/05/ham

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