FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

"Our IT policy specifically allows for bring-your-own-device approaches, and there's NOTHING in there about the TYPE of device that I am allowed to bring," I tell the security guard, pointing at my robot girlfriend

as it ever was

https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/papers/2008/P3149.pdf
https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/reports/2008/R918.pdf

now this is travel

Transformation is a complete blast! ...until you realize you actually need to learn how to make your new body do all that cool stuff. #TFTuesday

(A commission for Scott-White on DA~)

#wikifinds

Thanks to everyone who explained “plethora” to me.

It means a lot.

"The market will efficiently allocate resources where they're most needed!"

Meanwhile, the market: we're putting this "AI" thing that doesn't seem tonwork and everyone hates into everything you use including your mouse. We're sure this will make us rich somehow. Do you like this? [Yes / Ask me again later]

akko no

we need to make personal websites a thing again because goddamn every time someone puts stuff in a google drive or a dropbox it's just torture trying to find things in it

jesus christ the cloud future is complete shit. i've clicked the link to go to a google drive shared folder, and i want to find a single file in that folder. so i type in the search bar. but that doesn't search the folder. there's no option to. what the fuck???

Who is letting @NanoRaptor design ram sticks?

sends a SIGCHILL to your process, making it relax and take it slow

love to use the normal operating system where the app telling me about the updates can't install an update because the app that tells me about the updates is running

Me everytime I try to explain what is Mastodon

Accidentally got so high I'm single-stepping through my brain in the debugger. I'm having to hold down F10 to just get anything done

I don't make the rules