FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

#Mavica is a good match for #streetart but not so for taking photos of #LiminalSpace

I am pleasantly impressed by the feel I get from the photos made by #Mavica. Zero megapixels, warm late 90s/early 00s digital feel. It somehow managed to fit 35 photos on a single floppy, too.

At last

Fast charging

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32. ooh germany also has legally mandated write-only storage devices on cash registers, like sweden has had for a long time. but the swedish ones don't print stuff like „Algorithmus ecdsa-plain-SHA256“ on receipts, ehehehe

melon is also mystery

‪examples:‬

‪cola‬
‪- coca-cola‬
‪- pepsi‬

‪lemon‬
‪- sprite‬
‪- 7-up‬
‪- fanta lemon‬
‪- probably fanta orange also, citrus fruits are inbred‬

‪mystery‬
‪- irn bru‬
‪- uludağ gazoz‬
‪- dr pepper‬
‪- cream soda‬
‪- trocadero‬
‪- dandelion and burdock‬
‪- those extremely cheap sodas with implausible flavours‬

there are three flavours of soda: cola, lemon, and mystery. scientists believe this latter category is by far the largest, with most of its members still undocumented

okay so it turns if you and someone else mute eachother on discord when in a voice room because you're in the same room irl, next time you voice call eachother directly you'll both hear nothing and have no visual indication this is what's going on

‪we can only hope that the war will end before that many people actually die, and that if they are fed this is not made conditional on expulsion, but it's very hard to be optimistic‬

my morally unassailable position on the israel–gaza war is that knowingly creating and maintaining the conditions in which up to two million people are likely starve to death is not defensible under any circumstances and that “genocide” is not an inappropriate word to use for it

cute frog

oops!

my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by modern software. the options for mayo are "yes" and "maybe later", and if you pick maybe later, the chef stands at your table with a squeezy bottle, threatening to add mayo to your burger when you least expect it

30.

(steps into mitte for like five seconds) HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED CHECKPOINT CHARLIE??? DID YOU KNOW BERLIN USED TO BE DIVIDED BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND THE SOVIET UNION

29.

> promised an „u-bahn“
> purchase ticket
> overground

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Just so you know #eurovision always fucking sucked, not even telling you that they still let Israel in