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local public library is temporarily closed because a protected bat colony was found in the building. unexpected consequence: my toddler now thinks “full of bats” is a common reason not to go somewhere, and has variously claimed his bed, bath, grandparents’ house, etc, are full of bats

the reason you can't make a better vacuum cleaner is that they have to suck by design

Masks keep you safe.

Vaccines work.

Never Again means Never Again, no matter who does it.

Global Warming is real.

Billionaires are an existential threat to society.

smash mouth levels are 100% and rising

(100%) ■■■■■■■■■■

yoooo i finally found an Android camera app with no UI, which happens to be what i need to use my phone as a camera for live-streaming with scrcpy (my phone doesn't have a new enough Android version to use the direct camera mode) https://www.reddit.com/r/androidapps/comments/k5vkhz/comment/geicenh/

Apple. Apple please. You can't use the same short flag for two different things. Apple *please*

#Signal was warranted again, and as always they gave the only data they could give: time of registration in Unix miliseconds, and time of last connection in Unix miliseconds.

yet another reminder that you can't give away data you don't have in the first place.

signal.org/bigbrother/santa-cl

Since I'm seeing a lot of "I have covid" posts, reminder that the WHO actually published a protocol for recovery after the illness to reduce the odds of Long Covid.

iris.who.int/handle/10665/3444

comedy video games should go like this:

  1. intro sequence
  2. player is given control of character
  3. literally the only option is to do something ridiculous
  4. player does something ridiculous
  5. title sequence

I downloaded a program for macOS. The OS absolutely refuses to let me run it, falsely claiming that it's "damaged." It is not damaged, Apple just cares more about extracting profit from developer licenses and collecting data through App Store downloads.

There's a dark pattern where you can right click and select "Open," which behaves differently than double-clicking the same thing. This does not work for this program.

I had to run: `xattr -d com.apple.quarantine /Applications/ProgramName.app` to make it work.

Despicable, hostile, anti-user, anti-competitive behavior from Apple.

#buglog

@chris @porglezomp After removing the quarantine bit, the program launches and runs perfectly. It wasn't damaged, but Apple chose to write software which actively lies to its users. Worth pondering why they decided to do that.

STOP USING FILES
Data chunks were not meant to be given names
YEARS OF INDEXING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for inodes
Wanted to know where your chunk of data starts anyway? We had a tool for that, it's called A TAPE COUNTER
"Yes, please fragment my information and scatter it randomly about the surface of a spinning platter" - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

The advent of LLMs masquerading as artificial intelligence has made the notion of an absurdly powerful computer, constructed at great expense, and given unseemly resources to answer a meaningful question, only to return the answer “42”, feel more and more prophetic.

shitpost 

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you by being turned into reality tv shows of which you are now a contestant, sorry 🤷‍♀️​

~ AND NOW FOR SOME NEWS ~

I started a podcast with James, I’m stable on antidepressants, I’m giving a P99 CONF about my Rust/io_uring/HTTP work, I’m trying on “they/them” as pronouns, I’m open-sourcing merde_json, rubicon and others, I got a divorce in 2023, I found a new business model.

extry extry read all about it 🗞️:

fasterthanli.me/articles/state

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