Given how the Google AI was supposedly heavily trained on reddit, I wonder how many "wrong" answers it gives are just regurgitating reddit jokes out of context?

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

They kaleidoscope.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

systemdeez nuts

hot girl voice ("valley girl" inflection, vocal fry, not artificially raising the pitch of your voice to protect men's fragile egos)
hot girl voice (oh my god who's your vocal coach?)

@hikari it turns out that hell is compressed relative to our world, so if you open a portal in each of your hubs in our world and build a highway between them in hell, you move between hubs 8 times as fast

okay so imagine you work for idk DHL or FedEx or whatever. you also just discovered a way to open multiple portals to hell. how far can you optimise down delivery times using this

NEW BLOGPOST: Why am I writing a #Rust #Rustlang compiler in C?

https://notgull.net/announcing-dozer/

Please consider what your cat considers...

Just occurred to me to wonder what you get if you GIS for "Xenia with blahaj" and got the delightful surprise of pictures of physical Xenia plushies posed with Blåhaji

It will not surprise you to learn that these photos were found on (1) Mastodon, on wetdry.world and (2) Cohost

https://cohost.org/bunglewump/post/5618202-source-https-wet
https://wetdry.world/@jessienab/112147304323325197

There should be a law against this.

Your average user is going to think something is terribly wrong with their computer just because they didn't sign over their rights to Microsoft.

i just made baklava but lemon, and it was definitely a success

never bring a knife technical solution to gun fight social problem

Not to brag, but I was spewing out hilariously incorrect information before huge tech companies decided to create AI chatbots and ruin the internet.

That Mercedes was once considered a good-size family saloon for many years. Now it looks puny next to other modern cars, even ones considered compact by today's standards…

"warning touching this machine might make you...gay :3"

"this machine makes you a lesbian, touch at your own discretion."

"this machine alters you in ways we don't know, know this, if you choose to touch it"

"umm this machine kindamakes you transgener we don know why tho :neocat_confused:"

you're in her dms im on her floor beeping