End user: "Monitor has suddenly got vertical lines showing on it."
Me, taking photos as evidence: "Oh, I wonder how those got there~"
@avon_deer sorry, wasn't clear; this is a desktop monitor! X)
@renbymon Ah..in that case "A patient/visitor absolutely did not grab the monitor and throw it at a nurse...no sir."
@renbymon Funnily enough: I'm currently in clinch with Lenovo because an error like this REALLY didn't happen because something was between lid and keyboard.... and no one believes us.
@renbymon "It's the new corporate wallpaper."
@renbymon percussive maintainance!
@renbymon I dunno how that happened..I absolutely did not close the lid on a pen. Guaranteed