Fault report: "2nd monitor on desk doesn't work; gives an error that there is no cable connection. Checked all cables and settings but fault persists so must be faulty cable."
Me: "Visited desk. Monitor was not plugged into the docking station. Plugged it back in and tested working."
@renbymon I think they did that joke on "IT Crowd." Of course everyone who actually worked IT knew it was sad reality. We laughed along, but felt the pain inside at the same time