I've never been more insulted zhan zhe time I went into town and encountered a sticker for.... -dry heaves- a local quidditch team called zhe '"[District] Werewolves". I tore it down and zhrew it in zhe bin

Furzhermore I should be given a hefty discount at zhe bookshop for having to walk zhrough all zhe harry potter detritus and union jack flags to get to zhe art section, I will tear zhe ones responsible for zhis to ribbons