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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

I long for the day when I can just be transferred into a robot body and can just change my parts whenever but also be like this most of the time.

Robots are good.
Renamons are good.

That is all.

...I guess Lucarios are good too.

I got a gift from Lyndane, a dear and long time friend who just moved in with me, and I can't even. ;o;

They're PERFECT!! 😭😭😭

I'm ✨PLUSH✨!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Commission for @demoweasel.  I can't remember the last time I drew a landline telephone.

Habari gani, furries? :) Today is the 2nd day of Kwanzaa! SOLID!!
We focus on kujichagulia, or self-determination, today. Naming ourselves, defining our values, creating and speaking for ourselves is a powerful act all too often denied us. We are who we say we are.

sick 

ahh heck I feel so ill. I got four hours of sleep out of the last 24 due to fits of coughing and sneezing, my chest feels like it's on fire, and right now I'm ready to just burst into tears I want this to just be done with.

henlo I am feeling very sick.

Please find attached pictures of a good kaiju because it makes me feel better.

If ur gay you should be allowed to take money out of the salvation army cans.

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